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''I open my door, and tripped on my five year old daughter's cigarettes. As I tripped, I fell down the 50 feet step-way that I had built. As I was falling towards, what seems to be, my "doom"; Benny Hill music started playing.''
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''As I got down on the final step, I crept through my doorway to the living room, finding that my tree was ablaze. Curious, I crept farther. [[File:Santa_is_Satan.jpg|thumb|300px]]I found Santa! As I was about to give a hug, he turned around. His eyes were red, and he had horns. As I got through my traumatizing moment, Santa said this:''▼
▲''As I got down on the final step, I crept through my doorway to the living room, finding that my tree was ablaze. Curious, I crept farther.
<big><big>'''''Ego te condemnabo inferi Tempus ubi angeli ceciderunt in aeternum'''''</big></big>
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