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Okay, so, I am a ''huge'' fan of the Ultraman Series produced by Tsuburaya Productions from 1966 onwards. The fast-paced monster action and awesome battles have always captivated me.
It's been three weeks since I saw that god-forsaken disk. I'm slowly recovering, but I'll still never forget those terrible horns and those dark, dead eyes.▼
▲Okay, so, I am a ''huge'' fan of the Ultraman Series produced by Tsuburaya Productions from 1966 onwards. The fast-paced monster action and awesome battles have always captivated me.
There is one Ultra that I will always consider my favourite, and that is Father of Ultra, the supreme commander of the Space Garrison, and one of the strongest Ultras by far! I always watch the episodes he's in, just to witness his amazing power once more.
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Upon loading up the disk, I came across a menu with three characters on it, Taro, Zoffy and to my surprise, Agul! I was confused at this point, since Ultraman Agul is a Heisei Ultra, whereas Zoffy and Taro are both from the Showa era. I picked Taro, and an episode of Ultraman Taro began, the opening credits running normally.
When the episode began, Taro was sitting in a burning field with rocks everywhere. This continued for around two minutes, until he got up. He started walking for five minutes straight. I got even more scared as this happened.
▲When the episode began, Taro was sitting in a burning field with rocks everywhere. This continued for around two minutes, until he got up. He started walking for five minutes straight. I got even more scared as this happened.
Eventually, Taro came across Father of Ultra, standing with his back to the camera. I started to panic. What might Father of Ultra be doing? Was he responsible for the destruction of the land? Taro called out to Father of Ultra, and Father of Ultra spun around to face him.
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All of a Sudden, Father of Ultra appeared in front of Agul. His eyes were black and bleeding, and his cape was torn and bloody. Agul once again tried to fight Father of Ultra, punching and kicking him over and over again, but the demonic Ultra simply took the blows as if they never happened! Father of Ultra then slammed Agul into the ground, and tore out his colour timer, leaving the Ultra close to death. Finally, Father of Ultra slammed his hand against Agul's neck, and ripped off his head, blood going everywhere accompanied by the grinding of flesh and the snapping of countless bones.
With Agul more than dead, the menu reappeared. There was a new option. All of Agul's face was a bloody mess, and his eyes were missing. His head hung limp, blood spurting from his ruined neck. The fourth option showed Mother of Ultra, Father of Ultra's beloved wife. I had no choice but to choose the option.
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I nEvEr lOvEd yOu. yOu cAn gO aNd bUrN lIkE aLl tHe oThErS. nOw, lEt mE sAtIsFy mY hUnGeR...
Mother of Ultra screamed in terror again, and the sounds of flesh being chewed could be heard.
The footage reappeared, except all five Ultras were in a scene together. Mother of Ultra looked as if she had been skinned alive, and lay on the ground, slowly writhing in pain as her struggles grew ever weaker. Zoffy was in a corner of the room, blood gushing from the end of his mangled torso, with a shocked expression on his face. Taro's eyes were bleeding through stitches, and his horns had been torn off, blood pouring from their stumps. Agul's head was missing, his lifeless corpse tossed into the center of the room. And, as for Father of Ultra, he was standing there, with his right foot on top of Agul's spine. Taro's horns were hung around his neck, and he held Agul's head in his right hand. He was wearing Mother of Ultra's hands like gloves, and had various organs (most likely the abdominal organs of Zoffy and the brain of Agul) impaled on his horns, skewered like some perverse barbecue dish. He began to speak, and in that moment, I howled with a sound that probably woke my neighbours. I didn't care.
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The DVD froze. I could hear sparks coming out of the back of my television, and so (mercifully) I got up to try and turn the television off. I heard a noise, similar to someone breathing behind me. and so I turned around. Something appeared in front of me that made my blood run cold, and I screamed at the top of my lungs.
There, standing right in front of me, was the Ultra Act Father of Ultra figure. Blood was running down from its eyes, and it had a terrible, vicious smile. I screamed in horror, and I ran out of the room as fast as I could. But, at the top of the stairs, a misplaced dowel rod lay. I slipped on it, and fell down the stairs, fracturing my ribcage and my left femur.
As I lay there, bruised and broken, I fell into a series of nightmares that I couldn't escape. It went on for days.
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