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[[File:10441414_1497165470515302_5799235887739440947_n.jpg|thumb|This is the scariest pichurrrr evaaaaaaaarrrrr]]
I remember when I first started receiving all those text messages. It was a Friday night and I was watching fantasy and science fiction programs on the hyper-realistic boob tube. I could hear my hyper-realistic phone vibrating, so I picked it up so see if one of my hyper-realistic friends was texting me. I opened the message. It was from an unknown sender, and all it said was: "Hello.
==Next Night!!!!!1111==
The next night, I locked and bolted all the doors and windows again. Then I turned all the lights on in the hopes that I could fool the sender into believing that I wasn’t the only one in the house, even though it’s the oldest trick in the book. My phone vibrated. I opened the message. "I’m coming to get you,
==DIS IZ SCRY U GUIZE!!!!!!111==
I decided that it was time that I took matters into my own hands and search the house for whoever was stalking me, even though there was a possibility that the sender was not invisible, and just wasn’t there. I grabbed the hyper-realistic fireplace poker to defend myself and headed up the hyper-realistic stairs. I looked in the kitchen. No one there. I looked in the living room. No one there. I looked in the bathroom. Nobody. I looked in my bedroom. Nobody. Finally, I checked the back room. Nobody. My phone vibrated. I checked the message. "Give up yet?
BASED ON A TRUE STORY!!!!!!!!!!11111111
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