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[[File:10441414_1497165470515302_5799235887739440947_n.jpg|thumb|This is the scariest pichurrrr evaaaaaaaarrrrr]]
I remember when I first started receiving all those text messages. It was a Friday night and I was watching fantasy and science fiction programs on the hyper-realistic boob tube. I could hear my hyper-realistic phone vibrating, so I picked it up so see if one of my hyper-realistic friends was texting me. I opened the message. It was from an unknown sender, and all it said was: "Hello." I decided to board up all of the hyper-realistic doors and windows, because the guy was obviously a creeper. Then I got another message. This time, it said. "Guess who." I decided to crawl into my hyper-realistic bed and hide under the blankets, because the dude obviously had malicious intent, texting me just to say "hi" and all. For the rest of the night, I
==Next Night!!!!!1111==
The next night, I locked and bolted all the doors and windows again. Then I turned all the lights on in the hopes that I could fool the sender into believing that I
==DIS IZ SCRY U GUIZE!!!!!!111==
I decided that it was time that I took matters into my own hands and search the house for whoever was stalking me, even though there was a possibility that the sender was not invisible, and just
BASED ON A TRUE STORY!!!!!!!!!!11111111
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