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(Created page with "When I was a little kid, I got mad at my mom for not letting me go outside with my neighborhood friends once. In a blind rage I drank my sea monkey tank. I thought to myself “I’ll show her!” Anyway later that night a few friends of her came over and were playing poker and having a few drinks downstairs. I walked down the steps in a haze after waking up. I was feeling so ill. I made loud groans until all the adults turned to face me - including my mom. That’s when...")
 
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When I was a little kid, I got mad at my mom for not letting me go outside with my neighborhood friends once. In a blind rage I drank my sea monkey tank. I thought to myself “I’ll"I'll show her!" Anyway later that night a few friends of her came over and were playing poker and having a few drinks downstairs. I walked down the steps in a haze after waking up. I was feeling so ill. I made loud groans until all the adults turned to face me - including my mom. That’sThat's when I did it. I proceeded to projectile vomit sea monkey water all over the foyer. It soaked a bunch of women’swomen's purses that were resting on the bench below. Also I managed to get quite a bit on this guy’sguy's camera. It was like a $5000 Nikon! Totally destroyed! I then stood there proudly, hands on my hips and surveyed the world in which I had laid waste to. My mom always let me go out with my friends after that.
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