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(Created page with "If you toilet was sentient... Would you rather your toilet get excited to eat your shit, or hate you with an undying passion for it. I vote for the tired impatience of a bureaucrat who is too broken by the system to even resent it. "Oh, hey Josh... thought I'd at least get another few hours. Burritos, Josh? Again this week? It's not good for you, Josh, and it's not good for me either. Truth be told, little's good for me these days... on with the show, I guess. Do your...")
 
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Would you rather your toilet get excited to eat your shit, or hate you with an undying passion for it.