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I was sitting on my couch, still not over what happened.Then I heard a knock on the door.It was the mailman he had no face and he gave me a letter and then went away.Huh?I wonder what this is.It was a note”Hello…You're the person who was affected by the VHS tape.I need to alert you with sad news and that Elmo is still out there and needs to be confronted and defeated once and for all.Please avenge us…
I was just flabbergasted reading this but I knew what had to be down I need to release the world of this wicked demon.I required to properly prepare for the forthcoming events that was going to unfold.I grabbed a shotgun, a pistol, an M16, water and food, a flash light, a lighter, a knife and ammo.I walked out my house looking at it one last time before undertaking my quest.On the letter It said to go to the graveyards center which I do and observe the entrance.I go in and start walking cautiously towards the center.Me being the dumbass I am, I end up getting lost and now was in the forest part of the graveyard.I saw a sign after walking a little longer that said “You will never know a skeleton will pop out”Huh?THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!! I SCREAMED IN FEAR ALMOST SHITTING MYSELF.I kept on running but I end up tripping daintily and falling over for a while.After I got up I ended up being were I desperately need to be how convenient!I next saw a button that said do not press.I naturally thought this was reserve psychology so I instantly press it anyway.Then I was dust start to from It made it a And the I saw 4 tourches go on 1 by one.At that moment The middle receives lighter fluid and started burning hotly.Then I saw two hyperrealistic looking demons and they falsely said You will inevitably die!I started running frantically and then I saw a portal and I had no choice but to jump in.When I was in it looked like the destroyed Sesame Street Town but it looked Like hell with lava everywhere.Me undoubtedly seeing that nothing was going to go down I decided to smoke some weed and got high.Afta i finished da weed i went on wit' my fuckin' mission.As i looked 'round i saw a ritual dat was goin' on.They were all da side characta puppets n' humans.They had hyperrealistic blood on 'em n' red bloodshot eyes n' they were chattin' “all hail satan.satan be our leader!”i then said holy shit dis shit be wild.Then i guess they noticed me n' said come join us yo' gotta be da sacrifice fo' satan.I said no fuckin' way.I pulled out my fuckin' pistol n' started shootin' 'em.Hyperrealistic blood poured everywhere.Ta sum dat shit the fuck up i killed 'em.I then found out Who the fuck gave me tha note.Dat shit was tha biatch.I asked her asshole Why the fuck biatch called me.Biatch then said i was tha chosen one ta end dat jerk elmo.I then said listen here yo' biatch i be not goin' ta risk my fuckin' life just ta avenge yo' goddamn dumbasses.Biatch then said do dat shit fo' drek rememba elmo killed drek.I said ok fo' shrek…she then said wait r' yo' high!i told her asshole dat listen here yo' biatch yo' can not tell if i git high or not!she then threw special wata at me n' then i was no longer high.I then thanked her for getting me sober because I need to avenge shrek .I then went on with my mission.I was in this forest and there was this old man and walked to him.He told me he wanted to sell something to me I then saw a red fluffy ball.I said how much does that ball cost.He then said in suspicious voice it’s free for you.I reluctantly decided to blatantly ignore the red flags and took it from him.He said thank you…He subsequently started laughing uneasily it became demonic and evil.Then I saw hyperrealistic blood everywhere, and I saw skeletons dancing in a circle and they were worshipping the devil.I then saw a man get hyperealsticly killed and he was cut in half, his blood and brain matter went everywhere.I saw a crazy woman laughing hyperrealistly .The woman started forcibly pulling off her hair then she ripped her eyeballs out.I was vomited. She started to rip her skin off eating it then ripping of the muscle and. Then she started forcibly taking apart her bones until she a dead body mush.Then the devil appears behind me, and I looked at him he laughed demon icky and hyperrealistic screams was heard.Then I saw a struggling family get brutally killed with impunity as the were in this complex machine that went so fast it ripped of their skin slowly.I saw hyperrealistic blood fly everywhere as the family cried and went in for on last hug before they died from the blood loss.I vomited enough to feed a army.The devil said something to me in a language I do not understand.he said Рука тьмы бросает на тебя свою тень, навеки ходи по миру в моем вероучении, и делай, как я, ты станешь непобедимым, как и должно, прокляни мир света и задохнись в моей укрывающей черноте, твой мир принадлежит тебе, но мой контроль абсолютен, прокляни тех, кто рядом с тобой, и присоединись к моим силам, и приведи темные века.I was confused, and I begged for my life.Then I rapidly translated it to English.You copied sonic.exe you are a bitch ass devil.Pussyass devil can’t even come up with your on mysterious message.He then screamed hyperrealistic.He inadvertently said he would spare my life if Killed Elmo.I asked the devil why you want him dead.The devil said at demonic party hangout elmo will not stop referencing dead memes like Among us and he keeps genuinely trying to present [[File:Untitled2…..png|thumb]] sonic adult graphic comics.In one case while he was looking fiercely a comic that was sonic and Amy doing 18+ adult things and he well…He then whispered to me in my ear what Elmo did.Ew what the fuck is wrong with him IN THE DIPPING SAUCE?!That motherfucker is unpleasant!Wait how did you identify the exact sonic characters he...Well, you know what!After he did what he did, he ran away and the title gave it away.Dang, that sucks I will kill the nasty motherfucker.The devil waved goodbye to me and I went on with my humanitarian mission.After a while of walking I ended up in Sesame Street again and I inadvertently found a humble cabin that was not there before.I entered it, and I was a gruesome sight it was cookies monsters dead body and his head was removed.I saw a note and what it stated made me sick.Look This shit is fucked up and very disgusting.What the hell is Elmo’s problem!▼
▲I was just flabbergasted reading this but I knew what had to be down I need to release the world of this wicked demon.I required to properly prepare for the forthcoming events that was going to unfold.I grabbed a shotgun, a pistol, an M16, water and food, a flash light, a lighter, a knife and ammo.I walked out my house looking at it one last time before undertaking my quest.On the letter It said to go to the graveyards center which I do and observe the entrance.I go in and start walking cautiously towards the center.Me being the dumbass I am, I end up getting lost and now was in the forest part of the graveyard.I saw a sign after walking a little longer that said “You will never know a skeleton will pop out”Huh?THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!! I SCREAMED IN FEAR ALMOST SHITTING MYSELF.I kept on running but I end up tripping daintily and falling over for a while.After I got up I ended up being were I desperately need to be how convenient!I next saw a button that said do not press.I naturally thought this was reserve psychology so I instantly press it anyway.Then I was dust start to from It made it a And the I saw 4 tourches go on 1 by one.At that moment The middle receives lighter fluid and started burning hotly.Then I saw two hyperrealistic looking demons and they falsely said You will inevitably die!I started running frantically and then I saw a portal and I had no choice but to jump in.When I was in it looked like the destroyed Sesame Street Town but it looked Like hell with lava everywhere.Me undoubtedly seeing that nothing was going to go down I decided to smoke some weed and got high.Afta i finished da weed i went on wit' my fuckin' mission.As i looked 'round i saw a ritual dat was goin' on.They were all da side characta puppets n' humans.They had hyperrealistic blood on 'em n' red bloodshot eyes n' they were chattin' “all hail satan.satan be our leader!”i then said holy shit dis shit be wild.Then i guess they noticed me n' said come join us yo' gotta be da sacrifice fo' satan.I said no fuckin' way.I pulled out my fuckin' pistol n' started shootin' 'em.Hyperrealistic blood poured everywhere.Ta sum dat shit the fuck up i killed 'em.I then found out Who the fuck gave me tha note.Dat shit was tha biatch.I asked her asshole Why the fuck biatch called me.Biatch then said i was tha chosen one ta end dat jerk elmo.I then said listen here yo' biatch i be not goin' ta risk my fuckin' life just ta avenge yo' goddamn dumbasses.Biatch then said do dat shit fo' drek rememba elmo killed drek.I said ok fo' shrek…she then said wait r' yo' high!i told her asshole dat listen here yo' biatch yo' can not tell if i git high or not!she then threw special wata at me n' then i was no longer high.I then thanked her for getting me sober because I need to avenge shrek .I then went on with my mission.I was in this forest and there was this old man and walked to him.He told me he wanted to sell something to me I then saw a red fluffy ball.I said how much does that ball cost.He then said in suspicious voice it’s free for you.I reluctantly decided to blatantly ignore the red flags and took it from him.He said thank you…He subsequently started laughing uneasily it became demonic and evil.Then I saw hyperrealistic blood everywhere, and I saw skeletons dancing in a circle and they were worshipping the devil.I then saw a man get hyperealsticly killed and he was cut in half, his blood and brain matter went everywhere.I saw a crazy woman laughing hyperrealistly .The woman started forcibly pulling off her hair then she ripped her eyeballs out.I was vomited. She started to rip her skin off eating it then ripping of the muscle and. Then she started forcibly taking apart her bones until she a dead body mush.Then the devil appears behind me, and I looked at him he laughed demon icky and hyperrealistic screams was heard.Then I saw a struggling family get brutally killed with impunity as the were in this complex machine that went so fast it ripped of their skin slowly.I saw hyperrealistic blood fly everywhere as the family cried and went in for on last hug before they died from the blood loss.I vomited enough to feed a army.The devil said something to me in a language I do not understand.he said Рука тьмы бросает на тебя свою тень, навеки ходи по миру в моем вероучении, и делай, как я, ты станешь непобедимым, как и должно, прокляни мир света и задохнись в моей укрывающей черноте, твой мир принадлежит тебе, но мой контроль абсолютен, прокляни тех, кто рядом с тобой, и присоединись к моим силам, и приведи темные века.I was confused, and I begged for my life.Then I rapidly translated it to English.You copied sonic.exe you are a bitch ass devil.Pussyass devil can’t even come up with your on mysterious message.He then screamed hyperrealistic.He inadvertently said he would spare my life if Killed Elmo.I asked the devil why you want him dead.The devil said at demonic party hangout elmo will not stop referencing dead memes like Among us and he keeps genuinely trying to present sonic adult graphic comics.In one case while he was looking fiercely a comic that was sonic and Amy doing 18+ adult things and he well…He then whispered to me in my ear what Elmo did.Ew what the fuck is wrong with him IN THE DIPPING SAUCE?!That motherfucker is unpleasant!Wait how did you identify the exact sonic characters he...Well, you know what!After he did what he did, he ran away and the title gave it away.Dang, that sucks I will kill the nasty motherfucker.The devil waved goodbye to me and I went on with my humanitarian mission.After a while of walking I ended up in Sesame Street again and I inadvertently found a humble cabin that was not there before.I entered it, and I was a gruesome sight it was cookies monsters dead body and his head was removed.I saw a note and what it stated made me sick.Look This shit is fucked up and very disgusting.What the hell is Elmo’s problem!
I snitched cookies monsters head back on and shocked him.He then woke up and started screaming hysterically.I quieted him down and told him the bad news Cookie Monster started getting angry.He found out that Elmo ate all his cookies and he was fucking furious!HE MY COOKIE HE MUST DIE!!!I told Cookie Monster to calm down and said it’s better Idea to come up with a plan instead just facing him head on.
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