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{{Note|This is my first ever Trollpasta so please don't hate on it. I know it's kinda long, but it's really worth the read. Thanks.}}
I was at Gamestop recently looking for a copy of Starfox 64. I asked the clerk and he said they had a copy. He went in the back to get it and came back with something strange. It was a VHS sleeve that said "Strfux 69" and had a picture of Chaz Bono flying a Star Wars styled pod racer. It made me sick. He told me it was free so naturally I took it, considering how I'm a cheap fuck.
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Exit Dicknose.
30 minutes later, in Fifa's
Fifa: I should stuff my bra!
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Smucks: I should text the king and tell him what's going on.
At the
Enter Dicknose and Fifa's corpse.
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Dicknose: Shut your mouth, fuckface! I'm gonna tap her ass!
Smucks: NO! That is grave
Heisenberg: He's right, son! Put her down, and no one breaks any laws.
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Heisenberg: Whatever. Let's get our fucking groove on!
Outside...
Enter Dicknose and Fifa's corpse.
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Exit Heisenberg and Smucks.
Morgan Freeman: This was the end of Dicknose Strombolli, Prince of Sextopia. Lust is a powerful thing that can turn men into swine, and swine into
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:center">'''<span style="font-size:14.0pt">Finis</span>'''</p>
The whole video made me sick, so I stuck it up my asshole and never worried about it again. Da end.
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