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This is my first ever Trollpasta so please don’t hate on it. I know it’s kinda long, but it’s really worth the read. Thanks.
I was at Gamestop recently looking for a copy of Starfox 64. I asked the clerk and he said they had a copy. He went in the back to get it and came back with something strange. It was a VHS sleeve that said
I got home and popped the tape into my Xbox and plugged in my favorite Gamecube usb controller. It wasn’t long before I realized that it wasn’t Starfox 64, or even a video game for that matter. I thought it might be gay porn so I whipped out the Jergens and the tissues just in case. With my dick fully erect and my hopes sky-high, I saw that it wasn’t even gay porn. I was so mad that I sucked my own shorty. 3 seconds passed and I came. It was so shocking to me considering how it took 3 seconds. It usually takes 2. I put my dick away and pressed play.
A title showed up on the screen saying
I think vomited at that point, but I’m not sure. This was long ago so I hardly remember. However, I memorized the entire thing so I’ll just type it out for you. Lolz I has good memory!
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Exit messenger.
Fifa: Oh God in heaven, why? He was my sugar daddy! I cannot live without him, and I will not. I shall hang myself in my garden while listening to
Exit Fifa.
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