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so i was in me atick and i saw's a racoon having a starring contest with a cupcake.
 
i was looking threw me boxes and i found something that i think made me glow green(sooper duper huper snuper 64 mario 64). i found a nintendo 64. i quickly fround (i was'y happy).  i put the stupid cartridge or whatever in the 69 (644) (i meant 64). and it started with the 64 thing only was...666!!!
 
i was instanly (i has no shit) and it showed marios head but he had poorly drawn x eyes that were obviousley made from mc paint.
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and i went in a room full of teorist and the castle blew up. mario then started in the room but the teorist were teorist cats. i ran in the sloth painting before the castle exploded. i was in the grass land and the goombas were walking marshmellows. and the item block was a penis and i got it and marios dick grew 5 feet long. (how very japan..) and the enemies died when they saw it and i went on top of a cliff and it was full of doge's (yes i mean the shiba meme) and the doge's then ate meh and a skeleton popped out. and i was in boss battle it was a goomba and i jumped on it and i won... there was a tressure box and i opened it and luigi pushed me in and took all the money and locked the door. i was stuck. and it showed luigi eating the money and luigi exploded in french fries.
 
i was then at the final levle and i was fighting kermixx and kermixx just died for no reason and i won and princess peach was a tomato ands i exploded in toast. so i clicked the non penguin file and a skeleton popped out and killed meh and myme ghost is written this (scream you retardfool). 50spooky51me[[File:Killy.jpg|thumb|marios a penis.]]
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