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mario just smashed it and he won. and a skeleton slapped mario with its testicles and mario turned into a notebook. (this makes no sence) so lakitu was waluigi riding on a ban aid and gave mario herpe's. mario started in the castle and the shreks were peeing in the oven.
i went up stairs and in one door was penguins running around and there was 666 (7) doors. i went in the first one and there was a picture of close up shit on the wall. and mario randomly telaported in a room full of mustard and solid snake running in circles...i just jumped out the window and i fell in luigis pants again...i was then fighting a toothbrush in the castle. i just broke it.
and i went in a room full of teorist and the castle blew up. mario then started in the room but the teorist were teorist cats. i ran in the sloth painting before the castle exploded. i was in the grass land and the goombas were walking marshmellows. and the item block was a penis and i got it and marios dick grew 5 feet long. (how very japan..) and the enemies died when they saw it and i went on top of a cliff and it was full of doge's (yes i mean the shiba meme) and the doge's then ate meh and a skeleton popped out. and i was in boss battle it was a goomba and i jumped on it and i won... there was a tressure box and i opened it and luigi pushed me in and took all the money and locked the door. i was stuck. and it showed luigi eating the money and luigi exploded in french fries.
i was then at the final levle and i was fighting kermixx and kermixx just died for no reason and i won and princess peach was a tomato ands i exploded in toast. and a skeleton popped out and killed meh and my ghost is written this (scream you retard). 50spooky51me[[File:Killy.jpg|thumb|marios a penis.]]
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