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Chapter II: The Pingas Lady
When I had lost all hope, there came out The Pingas Lady. Was it really her? I thought then she turned me back to human and loaded me with an AK-47 and with 666 bullets. then she said "Let's do piss."
Chapter III: The Revenge
We knocked on Trorians door, she opened it and said "HA YOU BROUGHT THE STUPID PINGAS LADY WITH YOU?!?
Chapter IV: The Reckoning of Cheese
[[File:Me-0.jpg|thumb|328x328px|This is me :D]]
Lol you're still reading this crap? Anyways, Trorians rock explosion killed Pingas lady, then it was my chance, so I fucked her dead body and orgasmed, which suprised me because i'm only twelve and I haven't hit puberty yet, but then I did. I earned 75837593759379573 Pingas Points and my penis grew to be 12 square miles. Trorian then exclaimed "IMPRESSIVE BUT MINE IS 67 SQUARE MILES!!!!!!" "Trorian, you're a girl." I stated. She then said "NO IM NOT IM A SECRET MAN LOLOLOLOLOLTROLOLOL" I was then so jalapeno I turned into Columbia, Ohio.
Chapter V: I've never been to Carson City
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Chapter VI: Onion is the Word
She then said "ONION!" again and I turned into a jalapeno and farted a massive fart, my mom from the beginning
Chapter VII: Can't Catch me you Bae
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Chapter VIII: How the fuck did I survive all of this?
[[File:Cheese-0.jpg|thumb|160x160px|ACCURATE DRAWING OF BANANA]]
But, I got lucky. The volcano erupted sending me flying out of it. It killed Evil Patrix and I survived. And then I knew Trorians weakness, Miley Cyrus. I then fought Trorian with my new power, booger flinging. I then locked her in a room with Miley Cyrus. Trorian then died over night. I enjoyed it
Chapter VIIII: Why the hell are u still reading this, whats wrong
with you?
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Chapter X: Gridz meets Me
I met a small boy named Gridz 5 seconds after Trorians death. He was 10. He slammed me against the wall of my house and pushed his lips against mine. He took both of our clothes of and led me to the bedroom and said "You enjoying this?" and I said "Oh yeah." with a wink. He took a banana from his pocket and said "Mama gave it to me for
Chapter XI: The Wedding
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Chapter XII: The Escape
Gridz and I knew we couldn't fight Trorian this time, she had grown out of her Miley Cyrus weakness. Gridz apparently knew how to drive a car so we drove away, but on the way we met a girl named Gregor. *WARNING SHOCKER* She had been
experiencing Trorian Belliasano too! She jumped in the car and drove away with us as we heard on the radio Shrek had died. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I shouted. We had escaped, but Shrek had sacraficed his life for us. That damn Trorian Belliasano. She was a dead woman.
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Chapter XIII: Evil Gerbil Attacks
We made it out of town but we saw it. THE EVIL GIANT POOPING SHITTING ASSBUTT AMAZING EXTRAVAGANT PIANO-PLAYING DOGFACED COW-EATING SHMOOBA-DANCING FLIP FLOPPED THE
Chapter XIIII: We Like to Call it Sex
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It was stupid of Gridz and I to ever trust Gregor. At the end of the night, my and Gridz sex night, she took of with all of the information we had given her and she had sent it to Trorian. She was just a spy. I was telling Gridz this, and he replied back "I knew I shouldn't of gotten her pregnate." I screamed "WHAT!?!?!" "I- I'm sorry I mea-" I didn't let him finish I punched him in the face to a bloody pulse. He tried to fight back and say "Pleas- Sto-" but he couldn't put up a sufficient fight since I had hit puberty and he didn't yet. Once I was done with his face I kicked him in the balls and left him to die in the bed. He tried saying "Plea- No I'm Sorr-" But I was already gone.
Chapter XX
I all realize it now. What happend to me. I now realize Trorian didn't just hurt me physically, but emotionally. She had turned me into a monster. She scarred me for life when she made my mother kill my father. She also scarred me by killing The Pingas Lady in front of me twice. She was my favorite super hero. When we came to her house the first time I used the gun on her. Gregor wasn't a spy the whole time. She crossed over because she thought I was a bad person, I mean killing Gridz and all. And I got so angry and jalapēno I killed my own mother. Oggie the Pickle was just a sick joke, I was really starting to like him. I've killed many people throughout my life now, including my mom, Gridz, Patrixx, and many more. All because of Trorian Belliasano.
Chapter XXI(FINAL CHAPTER): It isn't Ogre.
Trorian Belliasano Ruined My Life.▼
I- I had killed Gridz. What had I done?!?! My best friend! Oh god this can't be true! "TRORIAN BELLIASANO!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed. She had come by my side and asked "Whats the matter did u shave ur head? hahahahahahaha!" "Wtf?" I said as a took a mirror and showed it to her. "Owwwww" she said as she shrunk down and died. I figured out what her weakness, she was so fat and ugly she would see herself in the mirror and die. But, I still had killed Gridz, my mother, and Shrek in a away. I made Gregor cross over, This chapter may say it isn't ogre, but it is. Because I was such a bad friend to Gridz and everyone, alll because of Trorian Belliasano. I may have killed her but...
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