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When I had lost all hope, there came out The Pingas Lady. Was it really her? I thought then she turned me back to human and loaded me with an AK-47 and with 666 bullets. then she said "Let's do piss."

We knocked on Trorians door, she opened it and said "HA YOU BROUGHT THE STUPID PINGAS LADY WITH YOU?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPOOPHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHFUCKUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHASECRETMESSAGEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAURWASTINGURTIMEREADINGALLOFTHESEHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHMAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPOOPHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHFUCKUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHASECRETMESSAGEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADOOMBUGHHAHAHHAURWASTINGURTIMEREADINGALLOFTHESEHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHMAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" After those 4 hours of laughing we took the AK-47, loaded it, and shot Trorian. She said "Owwww!" and started crying and in a demonic voice stated "ITS NOT OVER TROLOLOLOLOLOL!" Then she turned into a rock and blew up.

Lol you're still reading this crap? Anyways, Trorians rock explosion killed Pingas lady, then it was my chance, so I fucked her dead body and orgasmed, which suprised me because i'm only twelve and I haven't hit puberty yet, but then I did. I earned 75837593759379573 Pingas Points and my penis grew to be 12 square miles. Trorian then exclaimed "IMPRESSIVE BUT MINE IS 67 SQUARE MILES!!!!!!" "Trorian, you're a girl." I stated. She then said "NO IM NOT IM A SECRET MAN LOLOLOLOLOLTROLOLOL" I was then so jalapeno I turned into Columbia, Ohio.

She then said "ONION!" again and I turned into a jalapeno and farted a massive fart, my mom from the beginning came back and sang Miley Cyrus wrecking ball. Trorian ears started to bleed and she turned into a cat and flew away, she then used her ground pound attack and I went flying 200 million feet in the air, I then hit space and died, but I came back down and I was fine. Trorian used her super pingas powers to summon Evil Patrix. My mom and I both said "Oh shit." she then ditched me and left me to die.

But, I got lucky. The volcano erupted sending me flying out of it. It killed Evil Patrix and I survived. And then I knew Trorians weakness, Miley Cyrus. I then fought Trorian with my new power, booger flinging. I then locked her in a room with Miley Cyrus. Trorian then died over night. I enjoyed it since she had ruined my life. Very happy.

Chapter VIIII: Why the hell are u still reading this, whats wrong

I met a small boy named Gridz 5 seconds after Trorians death. He was 10. He slammed me against the wall of my house and pushed his lips against mine. He took both of our clothes of and led me to the bedroom and said "You enjoying this?" and I said "Oh yeah." with a wink. He took a banana from his pocket and said "Mama gave it to me for a snack but I have other plans for it.." he stated and he shoved the banana up my ass. I screamed with pleasure as Trorian Belliasano walked in on us. "WTFFFFF" We both screamed.

Gridz and I knew we couldn't fight Trorian this time, she had grown out of her Miley Cyrus weakness. Gridz apparently knew how to drive a car so we drove away, but on the way we met a girl named Gregor. *WARNING SHOCKER* She had been

We made it out of town but we saw it. THE EVIL GIANT POOPING SHITTING ASSBUTT AMAZING EXTRAVAGANT PIANO-PLAYING DOGFACED COW-EATING SHMOOBA-DANCING FLIP FLOPPED THE FLOPPED COGIANO BUBBLES FARTING HOPPING CARTWHEELING JUMP-ROPING SODA-DRINKING BOB BOPPER DRUNK SALEM, OREGON EVIL PATRIXX GERBIL. "Oh noes." Gregor said. "RUUUN!" A local murderer said as we all scattered about. Omg! Where'd Gregor and Gridz go!?!? Oh no no no! I lost them! As a black person mugged me. I needed to move on. If I didnt the THE EVIL GIANT POOPING SHITTING ASSBUTT AMAZING EXTRAVAGANT PIANO-PLAYING DOGFACED COW-EATING SHMOOBA-DANCING FLIP FLOPPED THE FLOPPED COGIANO BUBBLES FARTING HOPPING CARTWHEELING JUMP-ROPING SODA-DRINKING BOB BOPPER DRUNK SALEM, OREGON EVIL PATRIXX GERBIL would surely kill me! So, I kept moving.

I- I had killed Gridz. What had I done?!?! My best friend! Oh god this can't be true! "TRORIAN BELLIASANO!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed. She had come by my side and asked "Whats the matter did u shave ur head? hahahahahahaha!" "Wtf?" I said as a took a mirror and showed it to her. "Owwwww" she said as she shrunk down and died. I figured out what her weakness, she was so fat and ugly she would see herself in the mirror and die. But, I still had killed Gridz, my mother, and Shrek in a away. I made Gregor cross over, This chapter may say it isn't ogre, but it is. Because I was such a bad friend to Gridz and everyone, alll because of Trorian Belliasano. I may have killed her but...

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