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[[Trorian|'''''Trorian''''']] Belliasano Ruined my Life
Chapter I: Trorians Attack
[[File:Fat Demon .jpg|thumb|276x276px|Trorian Belliasano]]
It all happened that one night, where Trorian Belliasano was cheating on my father, mother took a knife and shoved it up his ass. He died. Trorian then turned into Evil Patrix and said "ONION HAHAHA!" and photoshopped me into towel, I didn't notice until my limbs started shrinking, then I turned into a blue soft towel. Trorian then left me alone and said "I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU TOMORROW!" she then left.
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Chapter IV: The Reckoning of Cheese
[[File:Me-0.jpg|thumb|328x328px|This is me :D]]
Lol you're still reading this crap? Anyways, Trorians rock explosion killed Pingas lady, then it was my chance, so I fucked her dead body and orgasmed, which suprised me because i'm only twelve and I haven't hit puberty yet, but then I did. I earned 75837593759379573 Pingas Points and my penis grew to be 12 square miles. Trorian then exclaimed "IMPRESSIVE BUT MINE IS 67 SQUARE MILES!!!!!!" "Trorian, you're a girl." I stated. She then said "NO IM NOT IM A SECRET MAN LOLOLOLOLOLTROLOLOL" I was then so jalapeno I turned into Columbia, Ohio.
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Chapter VI: Onion is the Word
She then said "ONION!" again and I turned into a jalapeno and farted a massive fart, my mom from the begging came back and
Chapter VII: Can't Catch me you Bae
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Chapter VII: How the fuck did I survive all of this?
[[File:Cheese-0.jpg|thumb|160x160px|ACCURATE DRAWING OF BANANA]]
But, I got lucky. The volcano erupted sending me flying out of it. It killed Evil Patrix and I survived. And then I knew Trorians weakness, Miley Cyrus. I then fought Trorian with my new power, booger flinging. I then locked her in a room with Miley Cyrus. Trorian then died over night. I enjoyed it since she had ruined my life. Very happy.
Chapter VIII: Why the hell are u still reading this, whats wrong
with you?
Finally, Trorian Belliasano had been put to a rest, all thanks to me.
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