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Trorian Belliasano Ruined my Life
Chapter I: Trorians Attack
It all happened that one night, where Trorian Belliasano was cheating on my father, mother took a knife and shoved it up his ass. He died. Trorian then turned into Evil Patrix and said "ONION HAHAHA!" and photoshopped me into towel, I didn't notice until my limbs started shrinking, then I turned into a blue soft towel. Trorian then left me alone and said "I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU TOMORROW!" she then left.
Chapter II: The Pingas Lady
When I had lost all hope, there came out The Pingas Lady. Was it really her? I thought then she turned me back to human and loaded me with an AK-47 and with 666 bullets. then she said "Let's do piss."
Chapter III: The Revenge
We knocked on Trorians door, she opened it and said "HA YOU BROUGHT THE STUPID PINGAS LADY WITH YOU?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPOOPHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHFUCKUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHASECRETMESSAGEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAURWASTINGURTIMEREADINGALLOFTHESEHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHMAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" After those 4 hours of laughing we took the AK-47, loaded it, and shot Trorian. She said "Owwww!" and started crying and in a demonic voice stated "ITS NOT OVER TROLOLOLOLOLOL!" Then she turned into a rock and blew up.
Chapter IV: The Reckoning of Cheese
Lol you're still reading this crap? Anyways, Trorians rock explosion killed Pingas lady, then it was my chance, so I fucked her dead body and orgasmed, which suprised me because i'm only twelve and I haven't hit puberty yet, but then I did. I earned 75837593759379573 Pingas Points and my penis grew to be 12 square miles. Trorian then exclaimed "IMPRESSIVE BUT MINE IS 67 SQUARE MILES!!!!!!" "Trorian, you're a girl." I stated. She then said "NO IM NOT IM A SECRET MAN LOLOLOLOLOLTROLOLOL" I was then so jalapeno I turned into Columbia, Ohio.
Chapter V: I've never been to Carson City
Trorian then fucked me in the ass, lol wut.
Chapter VI: Onion is the Word
She then said "ONION!" again and I turned into a jalapeno and farted a massive fart, my mom from the begging came back and sang Miley Cyrus wrecking ball. Trorian ears started to bleed and she turned into a cat and flew away, she then used her ground pound attack and I went flying 200 million feet in the air, I then hit space and died, but I came back down and I was fine. Trorian used her super pingas powers to summon Evil Patrix. My mom and I both said "Oh shit." she then ditched me and left me to die.
Chapter VII: Can't Catch me you Bae
Evil Patrix then chased me 67 miles, I collapsed and died, but I got back up and I was fine. Evil Patrix then tried using his boogers to catch up to me. He then caught up to me and spiked me with his moustache and said "Bae u mine now" in a deep black persons voice. He then broke my spine and threw me on the ground. Since he broke my spine I tried walking but I just fumbled into a volcano and burned.
Chapter VII: How the fuck did I survive all of this?
But, I got lucky. The volcano erupted sending me flying out of it. It killed Evil Patrix and I survived. And then I knew Trorians weakness, Miley Cyrus. I then fought Trorian with my new power, booger flinging. I then locked her in a room with Miley Cyrus. Trorian then died over night. I enjoyed it since she had ruined my life. Very happy.
Chapter VIII: Why the hell are u still reading this, whats wrong
with you?
Finally, Trorian Belliasano had been put to a rest, all thanks to me.
THE END