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[[Trorian|'''''Trorian''''']] Belliasano Ruined my Life, A Long Trollpasta that Just Seems to Go on Forever and Ever and Ever and Ever And Ever....
Chapter I: Trorians Attack
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THE END
[[File:7-23-2011 035.jpg|thumb|331x331px|This is what Gridz looks like, isn't he hot?]]
PART 2, MADE 1 DAY AFTER CHAPTERS 1-9
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Chapter XI: The Wedding
My mom had gotten a new husband while Gridz and I went into hibernation for 12 hours and we were invited to the wedding, so of course we went. The groom was pretty, oh and also the groom is Shrek so yeah. When they were done reading their vows shrek screamed "IT ISN'T OGRE!!!" And stuck his slimy banana into my moms butthole. After the wedding Gridz and I went back to my moms house, with my new step father being Shrek. Gridz and I watched some sex documentries and stuff when Trorian Belliasano busted in on us AGAIN!!! Trorian then said "HEY ZACH! (my name) GET OVER HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!!!! IM NOT DEAD YET!" Gridz and I screamed and ran away as Shrek said "NOBODY TOUCHES MY SON!" and they brawled it out while Gridz and I escaped.
[[File:Imgres-1-0.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Gregor, our 22 year old friend.]]
Chapter XII: The Escape
Gridz and I knew we couldn't fight Trorian this time, she had grown out of her Miley Cyrus weakness. Gridz apparently knew how to drive a car so we drove away, but on the way we met a girl named Gregor. *WARNING SHOCKER* She had been
experiencing Trorian Belliasano too! She jumped in the car and drove away with us as we heard on the radio Shrek had died. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I shouted. We had escaped, but Shrek had sacraficed his life for us. That damn Trorian Belliasano. She was a dead woman.
[[File:Images-1410314256.jpg|thumb|246x246px|Shrek, My deaceased step father :( ]]
Chapter XIII: Evil Gerbil Attacks
We made it out of town but we saw it. THE EVIL GIANT POOPING SHITTING ASSBUTT AMAZING EXTRAVAGANT PIANO-PLAYING DOGFACED COW-EATING SHMOOBA-DANCING FLIP FLOPPED THE FLOPPED COGIANO BUBBLES FARTING HOPPING CARTWHEELING JUMP-ROPING SODA-DRINKING BOB BOPPER DRUNK SALEM, OREGON EVIL PATRIXX GERBIL. "Oh noes." Gregor said. "RUUUN!" A local murderer said as we all scattered about. Omg! Where'd Gregor and Gridz go!?!? Oh no no no! I lost them! As a black person mugged me. I needed to move on. If I didnt the THE EVIL GIANT POOPING SHITTING ASSBUTT AMAZING EXTRAVAGANT PIANO-PLAYING DOGFACED COW-EATING SHMOOBA-DANCING FLIP FLOPPED THE FLOPPED COGIANO BUBBLES FARTING HOPPING CARTWHEELING JUMP-ROPING SODA-DRINKING BOB BOPPER DRUNK SALEM, OREGON EVIL PATRIXX GERBIL would surely kill me! So, I kept moving.
Chapter XIIII: We Like to Call it Sex
[[File:Imgres-1.jpg|thumb|266x266px|My beautiful mother]]
I ran out of town just to bump into Trorian. She picked me up by the neck and stretched me 20,000 feet and I died, but when I got up I was died, and I was finely dead wait lol wut. So she said "YOU KILL ME ONCE I KILL YOU 1 BILLION TIMES! HAHAHAAH!" She buried me alive! I couldnt see anything except the grave I would stuck in. According to Gridz I would die in just about to hours.
Chapter XV: Pointless Chapter That is Completely 100% Meaningless to the Story
Im died.
Chapter XVI: Do you Want to Build a Snowman?
I heard someone digging. It was my mom, Gregor, and Gridz! They saved me as they handed me a wand of pingas. Gregor wielded a mace, Gridz a knife (the one my mom killed my first dad with, chapter 1), and my mom held a sharp banana. Gridz then said "Lets roll." But, what was that! No, it couldn't be! :0 PINGAS LADY! "I thought you were dead!" I exclaimed. "Well you peed a little when you raped me and a little pee drizzled into my mouth and it revived me." she replied. She then said "Lets do piss."
Chapter XVII: The Final Battle of Pingas
[[File:Shmooba.death.org|thumb|202x202px|Me in my jalapēno robot form]]
It was time to face Trorian face to face. We knocked on her door, and she opened it butt naked. She then said "BY THE POWER OF NUDITY, YOU MUST DIE!" and she shot a lazer at Pingas Lady and once again she died 5 seconds into the battle. That just left us 4. We fought for 657 years, but then Gridz sprained his hand and said "I can no longer fight!" That left him defenseless and Trorian swooped in and turned into a Ronald McDonald and flew him up into the air and he was gone, gone like my 12 square miles penis! Omg noooooo! Trorian made me lose all my Pingas Points! I turned into a robot and swung my metallic arms and hit my mama in the face and killed her. "Beeeepopopopop" I said and I flew into the air carrying Gregor, we were going after Gridz.
OOOOOOH Cliff Hanger!
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