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Trorian Belliasano Ruined my Life
Chapter I: Trorians Attack
It all happened that one night, where Trorian Belliasano was cheating on my father, mother took a knife and shoved it up his ass. He died. Trorian then turned into Evil Patrix and said "ONION HAHAHA!" and photoshopped me into towel, I didn't notice until my limbs started shrinking, then I turned into a blue soft towel. Trorian then left me alone and said "I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU TOMORROW!" she then left.
Chapter II: The Pingas Lady
When I had lost all hope, there came out The Pingas Lady. Was it really her? I thought then she turned me back to human and loaded me with an AK-47 and with 666 bullets. then she said "Let's do piss."
Chapter III: The Revenge
We knocked on Trorians door, she opened it and said "HA YOU BROUGHT THE STUPID PINGAS LADY WITH YOU?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPOOPHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHFUCKUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHASECRETMESSAGEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAURWASTINGURTIMEREADINGALLOFTHESEHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHMAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" After those 4 hours of laughing we took the AK-47, loaded it, and shot Trorian. She said "Owwww!" and started crying and in a demonic voice stated "ITS NOT OVER TROLOLOLOLOLOL!" Then she turned into a rock and blew up.
Chapter IV: The Reckoning of Cheese
Lol you're still reading this crap? Anyways, Trorians rock explosion killed Pingas lady, then it was my chance, so I fucked her dead body and orgasmed, which suprised me because i'm only twelve and I haven't hit puberty yet, but then I did. I earned 75837593759379573 Pingas Points and my penis grew to be 12 square miles. Trorian then exclaimed "IMPRESSIVE BUT MINE IS 67 SQUARE MILES!!!!!!" "Trorian, you're a girl." I stated. She then said "NO IM NOT IM A SECRET MAN LOLOLOLOLOLTROLOLOL" I was then so jalapeno I turned into Columbia, Ohio.
Chapter V: I've never been to Carson City
Trorian then fucked me in the ass, lol wut.
Chapter VI: Onion is the Word
She then said "ONION!" again and I turned into a jalapeno and farted a massive fart, my mom from the begging came back and sang Miley Cyrus wrecking ball. Trorian ears started to bleed and she turned into a cat and flew away, she then used her ground pound attack and I went flying 200 million feet in the air, I then hit space and died, but I came back down and I was fine. Trorian used her super pingas powers to summon Evil Patrix. My mom and I both said "Oh shit." she then ditched me and left me to die.
Chapter VII: Can't Catch me you Bae
Evil Patrix then chased me 67 miles, I collapsed and died, but I got back up and I was fine. Evil Patrix then tried using his boogers to catch up to me. He then caught up to me and spiked me with his moustache and said "Bae u mine now" in a deep black persons voice. He then broke my spine and threw me on the ground. Since he broke my spine I tried walking but I just fumbled into a volcano and burned.
Chapter VIII: How the fuck did I survive all of this?
But, I got lucky. The volcano erupted sending me flying out of it. It killed Evil Patrix and I survived. And then I knew Trorians weakness, Miley Cyrus. I then fought Trorian with my new power, booger flinging. I then locked her in a room with Miley Cyrus. Trorian then died over night. I enjoyed it since she had ruined my life. Very happy.
Chapter VIIII: Why the hell are u still reading this, whats wrong
with you?
Finally, Trorian Belliasano had been put to a rest, all thanks to me.
THE END
PART 2, MADE 1 DAY AFTER CHAPTERS 1-9
Chapter X: Gridz meets Me
I met a small boy named Gridz 5 seconds after Trorians death. He was 10. He slammed me against the wall of my house and pushed his lips against mine. He took both of our clothes of and led me to the bedroom and said "You enjoying this?" and I said "Oh yeah." with a wink. He took a banana from his pocket and said "Mama gave it to me for a snack but I have other plans for it.." he stated and he shoved the banana up my ass. I screamed with pleasure as Trorian Belliasano walked in on us. "WTFFFFF" We both screamed.
Chapter XI: The Wedding
Lol I may ad this chapter later
Made by: Fatbird123