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<poem>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>be me</span></p>
>be me
>be 16
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>be 16</span></p>
>i love shrek, i have a lot of merchandise and i watch his movies every night
>my sister wants to watch the old mlp movies
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>i love shrek, i have a lot of merchandise and i watch his movies every night</span></p>
>i say no, and beat her up in the name of shrek
>she cries
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>my sister wants to watch the old mlp movies</span></p>
>my parents are pissed at me
>they ground me for 6 months
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>i say no, and beat her up in the name of shrek</span></p>
>something climbs into my room through the window
>it's shrek
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>she cries</span></p>
>he has 2 machine guns in his hands
>i'm so happy
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>my parents are pissed at me</span></p>
>my sister enters the room
>shrek grabs my sister
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>they ground me for 6 months</span></p>
>he throws her against the wall
>he picks her up again, and snaps her neck
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>something climbs into my room through the window</span></p>
>my parents walk in
>shrek shoots them to death
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>it's shrek</span></p>
>i'm so happy
>shrek picks me up, places me up
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>he has 2 machine guns in his hands</span></p>
>he pulls out his machine guns and shoots me to death
>my body is riddled with bullet holes
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>i'm so happy</span></p>
>blood splatters all over the room
>i die
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>my sister enters the room</span></p>
>Shrek is Hate
>Shrek is Death
<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;line-height:17.25px;white-space:pre-wrap;">>shrek grabs my sister</span></p>
>Shrek is Drek
</poem>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>he throws her against the wall</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;line-height:17.25px;white-space:pre-wrap;">>he picks her up again, and snaps her neck</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>my parents walk in</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>shrek shoots them to death</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>i'm so happy</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>shrek picks me up, places me up</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;line-height:17.25px;white-space:pre-wrap;">>he pulls out his machine guns and shoots me to death</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;line-height:17.25px;white-space:pre-wrap;">>my body is riddled with bullet holes</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;line-height:17.25px;white-space:pre-wrap;">>blood splatters all over the room</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;line-height:17.25px;white-space:pre-wrap;">>i die</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>Shrek is Hate</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">>Shrek is Death</span></p>
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.15;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;line-height:1.15;white-space:pre-wrap;">>Shrek is Drek</span></p>
[[Category:Shrek]]
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