Shrek is Hate, Shrek is Death 2

>be me

>be 16

>i love shrek, i have a lot of merchandise and i watch his movies every night

>my sister wants to watch the old mlp movies

>i say no, and beat her up in the name of shrek

>she cries

>my parents are pissed at me

>they ground me for 6 months

>something climbs into my room through the window

>it's shrek

>he has 2 machine guns in his hands

>i'm so happy

>my sister enters the room

>shrek grabs my sister

>he throws her against the wall

>he picks her up again, and snaps her neck

>my parents walk in

>shrek shoots them to death

>i'm so happy

>shrek picks me up, places me up

>he pulls out his machine guns and shoots me to death

>my body is riddled with bullet holes

>blood splatters all over the room

>i die

>Shrek is Hate

>Shrek is Death

>Shrek is Drek