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Suddenly, I heard a scream. We saw a masked group heading towards us, they were holding knives with hyper-realistic blood. We ran for it, I took a quick glance behind me only to realize that they weren't chasing us. I could see an ogre riding a donkey. Funny, he looked a lot like my teacher. I paused to take a closer look, it was Shrek! He dismounted the donkey and landed a mighty punch at the leader of the group! Shrek roared a mighty roar and swiftly filled the entire cult's assholes with his love. They all got immobilized by the ogre's power.
He then came to me with inhuman speed and whispered to my ear,
"This is my swamp."
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