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{{AN|This is a parody of Squid Game. Red Light, Green Light is the only game from the show that remains in this anime. It will be updated episode by episode, with an exception of the second one.}}
'''<big>Episode 1: Red Light, Green Light (赤い光、緑の光)</big>'''
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He didn't really respond to that, but did let out a: "I'm sorry that this probably isn't what you we're expecting for you're birthday."
"Oh, it's fine.
"Well it's still good right?" "Yeah, OH and here's you're birthday gift."
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"No."
"W-W-WAIT,
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But wait, why did it feel like Mr. Beast's car was sticking straight to the track, even on the jumps?
<big>'''Episode 3: Stick to the Bouncing Ball (バウンドボールにこだわる)'''</big>
Now this is the part where it gets bad, if you've seen the original show. It was mealtime when Jeff and the rest of the remaining players got back to the bunk room and had that dreaded meal time. As you would expect, IHOP and Slushies for the exact number of players was prepared. The thing that made it screwed was that Sr. Pelo's team were huge assholes.
This lead to them casually cutting in line for seconds. And after they did, a normie behind them took notice.
"Excuse me, where's my meal?"
"W-w, ...what are you just greedy is something?" the guard said.
"No, it's just it's not here."
"Well we prepared food for the exact amount of player, exactly cookie-cutter exact. And I'm basically a slave working here, so does it look like I give a shit?"
"I know who it was, it was them." a woman behind him pointed to Sr. Pelo's team. It was at this moment WW3 started.
The man walked over to Sr. Pelo and said, "Hey, you idiots cut in line for seconds!"
"(grunt) What he said." said Pelo. He was talking about the guard.
They began fighting for the slushy, which in this case was mint-chocolate. "GIVE MEEEE" squealed the guy.
A whole circle formed around them like a street fight, and Sr. Pelo ended up kicking him in the balls, sending the normie flying to the other side of the room, and landing on the people.
Jeff and his group made no comment, and Jeff didn't think about it at all. Even when the fight broke out after bedtime, he was confused about the whole situation.
''(lip smack)''<big>OH WAIT, I SEEM TO BE FORGETING A PLOT LINE DONT I, WELL HERE IT ES.</big>
'''TW0 DAYS EARLIER'''
Nostalgia Critic had heard the news of like 200 people in Japan being missing, and decided to investigate. He ran to the chopper and flew from his castle helipad to the dock where he suspected the people were taken. It was the middle of the day. Several vans came and bared to notice the loud chopper above them. His inventory only had a pickaxe and SMG, so he should be fine.
He parachuted out of there, and landed on top of the cargo plane which was carrying them. He was able to stand on top of there until it crash-landed onto an island supposedly North. He decided to disguise himself as a guard by tripping one of the actual guards over.
"YEET"
He tried to run away, but Critic hit him on the head with the other end of the pickaxe. He got into the suit.
"Number 93!" shouted a octangle guard, I think. "Why do you have that hat on?"
[[File:Squidnost.png|thumb|498x498px|Nostalgia Critic with his hat still on being confronted for a brief second by an octangle guard.]]
Nostalgia Critic still had his cap on top of the outfit.
"...I don't know, man."
"Okay."
He was able to slip in just like that, thank god. Okay, back to the other story.
'''PRESENT...'''
The fight happened and people weren't really that injured, people ended up just pulling other people's hairs and one player was shouting K.O a lot.
Mr. Beast did not stop the fight by standing on the bunk, but it just stopped after a minute.
"Sir, do you know anyone in here named ''(UNKNOWN)'' with parentheses?" said Critic to Jeff.
"W-we don't know each other's names."
He walked away, and Jeff thought what a lovely name that was, an unique.
Shortly after, the third game was about to begin, and everybody went into the game hall as expected.
It was a giant chamber with a huge, colorful tower with big grey-brown translucent, trampoline windows throughout.
''"The third game you will be playing is '''Bouncy Tower Chase'''. It isn't really a game from you guy's childhoods, it's just something the Front Man made up. Anyways, you will be tasked with using one of the 25 bouncy balls to bounce your way up the Bouncy-house tower, grab one of the 5 coins, and back down again for collection. Before the game begins, you must form teams of 5. One of your members will lead the team to the top and back, two will defend their team and fend off the other team using a paintball gun, one will carry the coin, and the other is a free-for-all, or as we like to call, the Lazy Little Shit. Also, the paintballs aren't an out, just use them. You will be given 30 seconds to form teams, and GO."''
Sr. Pelo's team was already complete, with Sr. Pelo the leader, Critikal and Gerald Way the defenders, Obama the carrier, and Dr. Hartman the LLS, after the OK Boomer girl was kicked off of their team because Sr. Pelo realized she had a boyfriend. Jeff's team had Thermometer the leader, Jeff and Mr. Beast the defenders, Dhar Mann the carrier, and OK Boomer Girl the LLS.
''You will have 30 minutes to get a coin and bring it back.''
<big>''3''</big>
<big><big>''2''</big></big>
<big><big><big>ONE, GO!</big></big></big>
[[File:Bouncebally.png|thumb|534x534px|How players get others out with the paintball guns.]]
'''''(SQUEAK, SQUEAK, FLATULANCE-LIKE SOUNDS)'''''
The whole room sounded like a collapsing whoopie-cushion factory except extremely echoey.
Mr. Beast and Jeff began firing at Pelo's team, which slowed them down a little, but did not stop Gerard and Critikal from firing back.
It started out like a maze, different corridors with stairs which trampoline them turbo-style.
Eventually, Sr. Pelo's team began to be winning, as they chalked up the tower while everyone was bouncing as if they were launching themselves front-upwards crazily. The towers was like 100 stories high, but it let each defender on each team to snipe and quick attack each other as if it was actual Paintball.
Thermometer was able to lead them up through the steep stairs and ladders even though they almost fell off of the bouncing balls, which would get a player eliminated.
All the teams barely got to the top alive, but Mr. Beast was fine AF. Dhar Mann smugly grabbed the foot by foot tall and wide coin, and it seemed Jeff's team and others were cornered by Sr. Pelo's and Normie teams.
<big>"We need to jump!"</big> suggested Thermometer.
<big>"ARE YOU FUKIN CRAZY!?" yelled Ok Boomer girl.</big>
<big>"It's the only choice, and also your really annoying! On three!"</big>
<big>"ONE, <big>TWO,</big> <big><big>THREE!"</big></big></big>
<small>"Wait, what did LLS mean?"</small> asked Mr. Beast just before they dropped off.
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