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I had been playing Silent Hill 2 constantly for several weeks now and have gotten all but the dog endings, so I decided to try go for the dog ending. I pulled Silent Hill 2 out of my game case, but I noticed something was wrong the case ,it was green, but I owned the Playstation 2 version not the Xbox version. I stared at the box, it said Silent Hill 2: Assless Dreams I was confused but I started playing it anyways. When I turned the game on it immediately went to the first time you meet Maria in the park, she said "Would u like anal?" I was shocked, I don't remember this. All I could do is stand there in horror as James said "Have you seen my wife?" Mary, I mean Maria said "No, she's dead" I was shocked, how did she know Mary was dead?
So I walked to the
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So then we went to Heaven's Night, but the door was locked, Maria then bent over and stuck some keys in a hole, while she was doing that she said "u like my ass?" Her ass was hyper realistic, James was like "I'm looking for my wife Mary " She put the keys away sexily into her pocket, wait do skirts have pockets? maybe she put them in her butt, I thought I smelled something weird when she pulled the keys out...... when we got inside Maria jumped up on stage and started dancing like a stripper, now that I mention it, how did she have the keys to the strip club? Ah whatever, it probably has some hidden meaning like every single thing in this game does.
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"Are you ready?" she repeated, I turned to see him, his body filled with holes. "But I killed you !" James cried, "how are you here?" and that's when he spoke...
"The thing about sponges is we can't die, no matter how much you beat us..... we can die" he laughed again. Suddenly Maria pulled out a gun and shot me in the arm, I was bleeding severely but I didn't feel any pain
My life flashed before my eyes, I was dead now. But then something happened, it was Pyramid Head he came to save me. He took me to his house and then we made the sex, we made the sex for days.
After the week of booty pounding action his house was all white with semen, I went to go get a drink but then I realized something, Pyramid Head isn't green.... it was him, all along, he came to save me. It was Shrek,then I felt something running down my leg... it was blood... all the anal violation had torn my booty hole. I was dying, I fell on the floor dead. Shrek picked me up as I said my last words "I always knew my anus would be the death of me".
Shrek screamed into the air "You were the chosen one, It was said you would destroy memes not join them, bring balance to the internet, not leave it in darkness. you were my brother Anakin, I mean James I loved you."
Then Shrek through me next to the lava, and I started burning as he walked away. I passed out from the pain, but I awoke to see Sponge Bob..... he laughed and said "Rise Lord Dio"
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