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== Act One ==
One Day I got lots of nostalgia, so I went to a garage sale to look for video games. When I got to the garage sale there was an old man at the house, I went to him and asked if he had any video games for the N64. The old man replied "No I sold it to that guy " He pointed at a young man holding a copy of Majora's Mask. I then asked if he had video games for any other systems. He said "Just your luck, this is the last one" I glared at it, it was a perfectly normal looking copy of Silent Hill Shattered Memories. I asked him how much he wanted for it. The old man said "You can have it for free", I was shocked, "Free?". "Yeah, it was my dead sons I don't want it" I laughed cause that was a sick deal, the game costs $50 on Amazon.
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I looked up to hear the dragging of a metal object, it was slow and rhytmic pumping into my ear holes. I looked up to see Pyramid Head, which is fucking dumb he was meant to represent James' guilt for killing his wife. Why the fuck is he hear with me, I haven't ever killed anybody. Pyramid Head came close and stared at me with his blank metal face, his eyes said fuck me and so did his body. He removed his robe and showed off his giant triangle shaped dong.
I watched as he slowly jerked his Pyramid cock infront of me. Semen flew everywhere in the room, he slowly walked away, leaving me in the semen covered room.
== Act Three ==
We continued until reached a hospital, we heard two children playing in the courtyard. We went to check it out and saw Josh and Cheryl playing together in a sandbox. We called out to them, they noticed us and came to us, I was shocked that they didn't follow that cliche of kids running away when called to in horror games.
But I brushed it off cause it's my story and I can do whatever I want. We all left the park and continued into the dark town, as we moved along I kept seeing a strange yellow figure in the burnt out buildings. I pointed it out to James but he didnt see anything. We continued on, I still had that uneasy feeling in the back of my mind. James suggested we go to the hotel for some reason, I wasnt really paying attention. We all got into the boat and rowed across the lake, as we rowed and rowed all we could hear was the splashing of the water and what sounded like female moans and male grunting. Turns out James and Mary were having sex in the back of the boat. All of the sudden the police came and arrested James and Mary for "innapropriate behavior in front of a minor" with them gone we continued into the hotel where we saw something we couldn't believe.
As we opened the door to the hotel we saw the floors covered with blood and semen with corpses all around. In the middle of all the mess was Pyramid Head standing unrobed, his triangle shaped dong swinging in the wind like a hypnotic device. The skunk smell came back, and Alex and the kids feel asleep, but not me. I think the I built up an immunity. Suddenly a large blade pierced Pyramid Heads body, he was then cut in half. As the body slid apart I could see the yellow creature from behind the severed carcass. It began moving towards me and laughing. I shot it with my gun and he died. Then James and Mary walked out and handcuffed me. Mary said "we know you killed Laura, now you will rot in heck" They took me to jail where I got
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