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;FanBoy97: Journal entry 2.
 
Woe is me. Must I be alone for all eternity? Doomed to wander the cruel world in my misunderstoodedness? I spent the entire afternoon in the cemetery after school today, drawing the sacred symbol on each and every tombstone, the circle of darkness with the ‘x'x' of also darkness, awaiting for Him to run into my arms. I even wore my outfit, my extra special Sailor Moon miniskirt and thigh high socks. I must have ridden my tricycle around those gave stones a thousand times before I ran out of Hi-C. How could He not be enticed by me? Am I not enticing? Of course I am, it must have been those fart faces who showed up and interrupted my unholy ritual. The called me names, really mean names that cut into my soul like razors.
 
I tried not to cry, but I could not stop myself. "If you don't stop... shouldn't make fun of the black forces that dwell within me!" I yelled at them before they started throwing bananas at me. Bananas that cut deeper than any black razor of black blackness. I road my tricycle home as fast as I could. On the way I checked my vampire Pikachu watch, IT WAS ALMOST 6 O'CLOCK!!! My mom must have been worried sick! But then I got home and she gave me some spaghetti. Yummy!
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"Yeah," Says Stinson, "We're dealing with one twisted pervert here alright. We checked this kids journal earlier this morning. It looked like he was getting ready to try and date rape Slenderman."
 
Drake shakes his head in disgust. "Sweet zombie Jesus. Kids these days, messin' around on the interwebs, thinking that it couldn't happen to them, then all of a sudden ‘ol'ol Slendy gets sick and tired of being sexually harassed. Can anyone really blame him for resorting to this?"
 
Stinson looks down at his feet with a somber look on his face. "No, no I don't think anyone really can. But we gotta look at it this way; at least for now, we can take comfort in knowing that this nightmare is finally over."