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(Created page with "I stood in line at the store for food, waiting to get my food. I was planning on ordering the usual: a big burger and a mashed side. I was thinking about what I was going to be eating and I was drooling when I saw the person in front of leave from the line. I was next in line. I went up to the worker. She said "Hello." I said "Big Burger. Mashed." She smiled a little but then said. "Would you like to try out new Snakeburger instead?" I was shocked. I want my big burger....") |
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I was no longer shocked, but I was still afraid. I shakily rose my hand with a big pointing finger and asked the worker "Were you joking when you said the Snakeburger will bite me?" She replied and shook her head "No, it will fatally bite you." I was shocked. But she must have been joking. I got a text from my friend that said "Eat the Snakeburger." I gulped. Ok. I mean I said "Ok." And ordered the Snakeburger. "Enjoy sir." Said the worker. She handed me the Snakeburger. It was a Mozambique spitting cobra in between two hambruger buns. I was never found again.
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