Some Imbecilic Nitwit Is Presently Attempting To Frighten Me: Difference between revisions

 

Finally, my unfortunate computer monitor seems to have settled on a singular symbol. I don't immediately recognize it, so one can only assume that Mr. D simply concocted it himself. It is sufficiently disorganized in appearance. In addition, the image seems to have been crudely scanned and stretched on a rather unassuming white background. Really now, Mr. D, you're going to have to do better than that.

 

After an absurdly long interim, some text in an unsightly font has appeared, superimposed upon the symbol in such a way as to render the text nearly incomprehensible. The text is in Latin, a language which, conveniently for me, I am somewhat cognizant of. The abridgment of the text is that, unless I acquire a silver ring, a silver dagger, and an animal sacrifice, and perform some sort of unnecessarily elaborate ritual, I will die. I have taken this opportunity to facetiously convey a text message to a friend, advising him to upload this text file for prosperity in the event of my untimely demise. I am certainly not going to embark on a shopping quest just to appease Mr. D's twisted whims.

 

My patience for more interesting fare seems to have been rewarded, as a voice issued forth from the computer: "My patience is at an end. Your intentional ignorance will not save you, Jareth." (Look at that, it got my name right this time.) "Your entire township will suffer along with you for your sins." Oh, Mr. D, you're such a card. As if I would shudder in trepidation at your transparent thre

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