Sonic.exe, but fifty percent more stupid: Difference between revisions

== ({{AN|Quick heads up, this story is a parody and is not hating against sonic.exe. Rather it's a parody of the original story, exaggerating things. Please do not harass anyone who likes Sonic.exe or the stories.) ==}}

I made my way to a local game store because that's where they got the good shit. While looking for games, I saw a Genesis game. There was no game art, only a blank title, with the game name written on in marker. It was titled, 'SONIC.EXE (DeluxeDefinitive editionVersion 1.5 Final ReMix Fes)'. WOW! A new Sonic game I've never played before! I smashed the glass case, ripped out the cartridge, and brought it right up to the cashier. "How much for this, good sir?" I asked politely. The cashier responded, "No compres ese juego, jovencito. El juego está maldito. Si lo jugaras, seguramente morirías." "Sorry, I don't speak Spanish," I said. "three dollar," said the cashier. I slammed 5 dollars down and told him to keep the change. I walk out of the store with my new game. Finally, a new Sonic game to play. This day can't possibly be ruined now, this day of course being the 13th of December on a Friday.