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[[File:Sonic_dot_ext.png|thumb|285px]]My friends have been telling me about this very popular creepypasta called "[[Sonic.exe]]". I love creepypastas, but I've never read Sonic.exe before. So I went to the Creepypasta Wiki, and to my surprise... They didn't have it. It was deleted by an administrator. It was deleted for "quality" reasons.▼
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I contacted Tom himself about this, and he said in a weird voice: "K-kyle..." I asked Tom if Kyle was a Sonic fan and he said "No..." I did some research on Kyle and discovered he had a wiki account. I jumped off my PC and checked the mail, becasue my Sunny D spelt on my keyboard.▼
▲I contacted Tom himself about this, and he said in a weird voice: "K-kyle..." I asked Tom if Kyle was a Sonic fan and he said "No..." I did some research on Kyle and discovered he had a
As I was walking towards my mailbox, a man approached me and sexually assaulted me with a rifle. I thought it was just bad luck. So I ignored it. I opened the mail box and found a copy of Super Smash Bros. Melee. (and an image that showed a bad recolor of Sonic) I thought this was very cool.▼
▲As I was walking towards my mailbox, a man approached me and sexually assaulted me with a rifle. I thought it was just bad luck
I ran
I ran down the basement and I saw an average normal everyday plushy of Sonic... just... standing there... I said "Hello?" And the plushy laughed at me and chomped on my manhood (penis and balls). My penis was bleeding and I yelled for my dog, Dickered, for help!
Dickerd ran down the stairs and sure enough, Sonic kills the Sonic plushie, and WAS DRINKING MY SUNNY D! I got up and splashed blood on SONIC. He got a bazooka and blew up my basement (R.I.P Dickerd)! I ran up into my room and tripped down the stairs and Sonic spread my ass cheeks and pourd Sunny D down my asshole. I kicked Sonic in the face and stabbed him with a lunch box!▼
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I was slowly dying... I'm allergic to Sunny D... BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN! TOM BUSTED THROUGH THE DOOR AND SEXUALLY ASSAULTED SONIC WITH A KNIFE! I showed a crucifix to Sonic, but, the crucifix didn't kill Sonic; it killed Tom.▼
▲I was slowly dying... because I'm allergic to Sunny D... BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN! TOM BUSTED THROUGH THE DOOR AND SEXUALLY ASSAULTED SONIC WITH A KNIFE! I showed a crucifix to Sonic, but, the crucifix didn't kill Sonic; it killed Tom.
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