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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Tom Keane from SonicTVRadio. Make sure you check out my gaming channel BloodsULove, and when you get an opportunity, check out my other social media, links will be in the
Today I wanted to talk about a particular individual subject which had been very dear (in the most wrong way) to me, and that is Sonic.exe. Now, first of all, I noticed that many people wrongly categorized it as a "creepypasta", which is entirely wrong, because, dear ladies and gentlemen, I can wholeheartedly vouch that what happened is the honest to God truth.
X, or how he prefers to call himself, Sonic.exe is actually fucking REAL. I know, you probably
It all started a few years ago, when my best friend Kyle sent me this haunted CD, begging me to destroy it. I thought it was all bogus and played the game, which was basically the original Sonic the Hedgehog with a horror movie twist. When I finished it, a creepy Sonic plushie individual kept stalking me. (I
Fast forward to the present day, Kyle and I are now starting second year in college,
"Mister Wilson, how did you get here?" I asked, taken aback by this particular individual situation I was in.
"Hi there, Tom!
"Okay?" I shrugged and picked the box, to see it was from my good friend Kyle. "Um, sir, Kyle lives here a few rooms away from me, at the same floor."
"I know, but you see, he had meant to give you this gift way back when both of you lived in Festus, but I for some strange reason
I closed the door and put the package on the table, pushing aside my opened cans of chili, as well as mac and cheese. I was going to finish those later, now I had to see what particular kind of present Kyle wanted to give me, but
''Dear Tom,''
''I
''Sweetest regards,''
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''Kyle''
Oh that individual, he always loved playing coy! Just for this,
So I installed this game and while I waited I looked over some particular pictures of me and Kyle during our gaming vacation in Seattle. That good looking bastard individual always loved taking his particular GBA with him whenever we went on swimming situations in the ocean late at night. He thought it was boring to just swim when
Eventually the fucking slow as hell game finally installed itself, announcing me with a simple
I clicked on it; a particularly small black rectangle appeared, showing the image of the red clouded sky from Stardust
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Heh, I wonder how pissed off that particular demonic looking hedgehog individual was when I did that. After all, if you
"Hello, Tom!" a growled voice eventually answered, petrifying me.
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"Ready for round 2?" the growled voice continued.
"Oh no, no, NO!" I shook my head in disbelief. "
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"No, Tom,
"This is your last chance, PLAY IT!" Sonic.exe demanded and hung up.
I
"Hey Tom, the
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The situation inside horrified me. A tall anthropomorphic hedgehog with grayed blue fur, a red X on its chest, black BDSM suit with spikes, sharp yellowed fangs and trademark black and red eyes stood there in a particular way, holding an individual whom I identified as Kyle by the throat.
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"Hey there, bucko!" the creature greeted me with its growled voice which now developed a particular Brooklyn accent. "How about you and your friends join me down there in my game? They all float down there!"
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"Hey Tom, you look nice in a towel!" a hot dark blonde looking like Jessica Alba complimented me, causing me to blush.
I heard Kyle mumble something and I turned to see a particular angry look on the
"Enough of this foolishness!" X stomped his foot, causing all individuals in that situation to turn their attention to him. "
"Go back to furaffinity, It!" Kyle managed to speak and bit his arm, causing him to drop the individual.
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"THIS IS A STAR SABER CHAINSAW, YOU SLIME!"
X screamed out his pain as I shoved my chainsaw down his groin, causing liters upon liters of hyperrealistic blood to stain the
Later that night, I had Kyle over by my room. Together we destroyed the CD once again, doing a blood vow to destroy every Sonic.exe game that ever surfaces again. Then we had a nice mac and cheese dinner. Unfortunately he
Now
Anyway,
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