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So I installed this game and while I waited I looked over some particular pictures of me and Kyle during our gaming vacation in Seattle. That good looking bastard individual always loved taking his particular GBA with him whenever we went on swimming situations in the ocean late at night. He thought it was boring to just swim when there's no light outside, he always said that playing Pokemon Red and Blue always helps you kill time. That remark broke my heart, because we all know that Sonic Advance 3 was the best game for the GBA, but I forgot to argue with him about it. Maybe I should bring it up the next time we head up to the sauna.
 
Eventually the fucking slow as hell game finally installed itself, announcing me with a simple ‘bing'bing!', and when it did I was busy checking the size of the particular bananas that my mom had bought for me. They're always tastier with chocolate cream and Sunny D. Remembering the individual game, (which honestly is the very reason I'm writing this now, ladies and gentlemen) I rushed out of the kitchen, the towel around my waist dropping when I was halfway from my laptop, but it's not like I needed it since I lived all alone in my particular dorm room. (No other bothersome individuals to bother me while I play my hacked Sonic games, yay!) On my desktop were an image of Sonic and Sally making out, my homework folder which I have yet to open, my stories folder, my private folder that I only share with Kyle, and the icon of the game itself. The symbol of a yellow ring and the word "SONIC.EXE" capitalized. I groaned. If Kyle was getting us into trouble again with horror game situations and plushie individuals, I was going to beat him up in a very particular way.
 
I clicked on it; a particularly small black rectangle appeared, showing the image of the red clouded sky from Stardust Speedway's Bad Future situation. The load bar eventually spelled "I AM GOD". I rolled my eyes, thinking that the last thing I wanted was to face this shit situation again. The white SEGA screen appeared, but the Sega choir prolonged itself and became a bit distorted at the end. Then I was greeted with the Sonic 1 title screen, which played normally, except the last 6 notes of the intro song repeated themselves 3 times and the title screen became dark red one for a split second before cutting to black. I was greeted with the character select of Sonic.exe, the same fucking character individuals even. Normally I would have been scared shitless, but in this particular individual situation honestly I was becoming fed up with the antics of this fucking edgy deviantart Sonic. Why can't he just leave me and Kyle alone?! We just want to play games together in peaceful situations!