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So I installed this game and while I waited I looked over some particular pictures of me and Kyle during our gaming vacation in Seattle. That good looking bastard individual always loved taking his particular GBA with him whenever we went on swimming situations in the ocean late at night. He thought it was boring to just swim when there's no light outside, he always said that playing Pokemon Red and Blue always helps you kill time. That remark broke my heart, because we all know that Sonic Advance 3 was the best game for the GBA, but I forgot to argue with him about it. Maybe I should bring it up the next time we head up to the sauna.
Eventually the fucking slow as hell game finally installed itself, announcing me with a simple
I clicked on it; a particularly small black rectangle appeared, showing the image of the red clouded sky from Stardust Speedway's Bad Future situation. The load bar eventually spelled "I AM GOD". I rolled my eyes, thinking that the last thing I wanted was to face this shit situation again. The white SEGA screen appeared, but the Sega choir prolonged itself and became a bit distorted at the end. Then I was greeted with the Sonic 1 title screen, which played normally, except the last 6 notes of the intro song repeated themselves 3 times and the title screen became dark red one for a split second before cutting to black. I was greeted with the character select of Sonic.exe, the same fucking character individuals even. Normally I would have been scared shitless, but in this particular individual situation honestly I was becoming fed up with the antics of this fucking edgy deviantart Sonic. Why can't he just leave me and Kyle alone?! We just want to play games together in peaceful situations!
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