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{{note|In the spirit of 2015's Creepypasta Contest where users were asked to rewrite the original Jeff the Killer story to fix the major writing flaws in it, I have rewritten Sonic.exe with the same intent. I hope you enjoy!}}▼
A rewrite by Anderson Steel▼
I'm a big Sonic the Hedgehog fan. A lot of people left the franchise after the Genesis era, but I've stuck with it all the way through. I was there for Sonic CD, Sonic Adventure, and even Sonic '06 - a game so bad I legitimately believe it was designed as a false flag terrorist attack by a think-tank of freemasons. No, actually, I'm joking - but it was really bad.▼
▲In the spirit of 2015's Creepypasta Contest where users were asked to rewrite the original Jeff the Killer story to fix the major writing flaws in it, I have rewritten Sonic.exe with the same intent. I hope you enjoy!
It all started on a sunny, breezy summer afternoon. The beautiful kind of day where it would be a perfect time for a nice hike or a jog if it weren't hot enough to cook a fucking pizza on the sidewalk. I was playing Shadow the Hedgehog and wondering what the hell went so, so wrong. When suddenly, I heard my doorbell ring.▼
The mailman had me sign for a mysterious package. I took it back inside and opened it up. Inside the box was an even smaller box covered in barbed wire. I put on a set of work gloves, pulled the razor wire off and opened it up. Inside there was a note written in blood red ink. The handwriting was sloppy, as if written by a shaking
▲I'm a big Sonic the Hedgehog fan. A lot of people left the franchise after the Genesis era, but I've stuck with it all the way through. I was there for Sonic CD, Sonic Adventure, and even Sonic '06 - a game so bad I legitimately believe it was designed as false flag terrorist attack by a think-tank of freemasons. No, actually, I'm joking - but it was really bad.
▲It all started on a sunny, breezy summer afternoon. The beautiful kind of where it would be a perfect time for a nice hike or a jog if it weren't hot enough to cook a fucking pizza on the sidewalk. I was playing Shadow the Hedgehog and wondering what the hell went so, so wrong. When suddenly, I heard my doorbell ring.
▲The mailman had me sign for a mysterious package. I took it back inside and opened it up. Inside the box was an even smaller box covered in barbed wire. I put on a set of work gloves, pulled the razor wire off and opened it up. Inside there was a note written in blood red ink. The handwriting was sloppy, as if written by a shaking head. Underneath the note, there was a blank disk with the words "BURN THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!" written on it.
I read through the note, and it became clear it was from my good friend Kyle. The letter he wrote was filled with a sincere, unmistakable panic.
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I then went back to playing Shadow the Hedgehog for exactly twenty minutes. It was so bad I couldn't even finish the level I was on. I shut the system off and went to bed. I had no dreams that night.
The next week, Kyle sent me a "Thank You" note
Just to be safe, I burned that too.
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