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{{note|In the spirit of 2015's Creepypasta Contest where users were asked to rewrite the original Jeff the Killer story to fix the major writing flaws in it, I have rewritten Sonic.exe with the same intent. I hope you enjoy!}}
I'm a big Sonic the Hedgehog fan. A lot of people left the franchise after the Genesis era, but I've stuck with it all the way through. I was there for Sonic CD, Sonic Adventure, and even Sonic '06 - a game so bad I legitimately believe it was designed as a false flag terrorist attack by a think-tank of freemasons. No, actually, I'm joking - but it was really bad.
It all started on a sunny, breezy summer afternoon. The beautiful kind of day where it would be a perfect time for a nice hike or a jog if it weren't hot enough to cook a fucking pizza on the sidewalk. I was playing Shadow the Hedgehog and wondering what the hell went so, so wrong. When suddenly, I heard my doorbell ring.
The mailman had me sign for a mysterious package. I took it back inside and opened it up. Inside the box was an even smaller box covered in barbed wire. I put on a set of work gloves, pulled the razor wire off and opened it up. Inside there was a note written in blood red ink. The handwriting was sloppy, as if written by a shaking
I read through the note, and it became clear it was from my good friend Kyle. The letter he wrote was filled with a sincere, unmistakable panic.
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{{by|Anderson Steel}}
[[Category:Trollpasta]]
[[Category:Sonic]]
[[Category:Satire]]
[[Category:File Extensions]]
[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]
[[Category:That just raises more questions!]]
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