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Line 1: I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else, I love the newer games, and I never played the classics. I don't think I've ever played any of the classic games, because they looked too old and outdated.▼ ~~==[[File:Exesonicexe.png\|thumb\|Sonic.exe]]Sonic.exe - The Real Story==~~ It was a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Sonic Lost Worlds for the first time when I noticed the mailman driving up to my mailbox. heHe put the mail in the mailbox and left to deliver more mail, because that's his job, to deliver mail. I went to go get the mail and saw a yellow envolope with a note from my long lost friend, Kyle.▼ ▲I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else, I love the newer games, and I never played the classics. I don't think I've ever played any of the classic games, because they looked too old. ▲It was a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Sonic Lost Worlds for the first time when I noticed the mailman driving up to my mailbox. he put the mail in the mailbox and left to deliver more mail, because that's his job. I went to go get the mail and saw a yellow envolope with a note from my long lost friend, Kyle. I haven't spoken to Kyle in a year, but somehow I recognized his handwriting, though it did look weird. It looked scratchy, like he was in a hurry. Maybe he wrote it while taking a shit, I don't know. Line 12 ⟶ 9: ''"Tom,'' ''Destroy This Game As Soon As You Get It! If You Don't, You Could Be Killed By A Sonic The Hedgehog Plushie! Please! Destroy It. Smash It! Burn It! ~~Do Something.~~ Piss On It For All I Care. ! Do Something!'' ''Please...'' Line 18 ⟶ 15: ''Kyle"'' The note scared me. I opened the CD case and saw a CD that said Sonic 1 on it. It looked like it was written on with a magic marker. I took the game out into my backyard. I placed it on a perfectly cut tree stump. I went into my shed and pulled out my trusty sledgehammer. I took the sledgehammer and continusly kept beating the game until it shattered into a million pieces. ▼ After that, I took the pieces and placed them into my burning barrel, where I had a bonfire later that night. At 11:52 P.M., I put the fire out and I went to bed. I had happy dreams orfor the rest of the night. you think yget rid of me tom that i ' m your life and death i am everywhere tom i am god whats wrong dont like playing by the rules tom ▼ The End.▼ ▲The note scared me. I opened the CD case and saw CD that said Sonic 1 on it. It looked like it was written on with magic marker. I took the game out into my backyard. I placed it on a perfectly cut tree stump. I went into my shed and pulled out my trusty sledgehammer. I took the sledgehammer and continusly kept beating the game until it shattered into a million pieces. {{v\|8C2i8kBIRHs\|reading}} [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Satire]] ▲After that, I took the pieces and placed them into my burning barrel, where I had a bonfire later that night. At 11:52 P.M., I put the fire out and I went to bed. I had happy dreams or the rest of the night. [[Category:Sonic]] [[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:File Extensions]] ▲The End. [[Category:Unnecessary Sequels]] [[Category:Read by Yuriofwind]] [[Category:Videos]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]]