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{{NSFW}}I am a total Sonic fan, much like everyone else. Actually, that's a lie. I live in a family full of toxic Mario fans▼
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I was playing Sonic 06 when John Cena fucking punched my window (Not the pc lol) and threw a package into my 12 year old face like the douche he is, anyway it had a note that read:
<blockquote><i>
"Dear Greg<br>
Here, super cool and awesome sonic fangame from gamejolt, play and enjoy<br>
it is ebic indeed. - Tom"
</i></blockquote>
some random kid named Tom (Not from Sonic.EXE) sent me a epic game to play so I played it because I'm a fucking idiot that would easily fall for any scam ever to be performed.
I booted up the game because I can't fucking play it if my PC isn't running the exe file
I didn't think it would be weird because exe files aren't haunted, that would be stupid
the game was called "Sonic.exe.jpg.png.nes.sfc.smc.smd.bin.vb.gb.gbc.gba.fds.iso.cdi.gdi.exe"
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The title screen was pitch black except for sonic, the emblem and title text
it read as: "Sonic? Ages"
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He walked in a line for 2 hours straight, Tails saw super spooky and cheap Halloween decorations with ketchup and strawberry jam dumped all over them
but then he saw Sonic. Sonic turned around and he said:
"Hey Tails, what doing? I was just decorating for the spooky month"
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Sonic.exe said: "Lol I'm gonna commit war crimes for no reason but cuz I'm evil mwhahahahahahhahahaha"
sonic said: "Fuck you Sonic.exe" while holding up his middle finger
Sonic.exe and sonic started to beat the shit out of each other with ketchup spewing out like a erupting volcano.
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sonic.exe while getting his ass kicked says: "Aw yeah, this is so hot"
Knuckles then runs away after beating up sonic.exe
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Nah, I'm just joking. It's about a spoopy dream (Not the Minecraft Guy)
I was in Emerald Hill Zone from Sonic 2 and Sonic.exe walked up to me and said: "You're hot, just like Chris Thorndyke."
I called sonic.exe a pedophile because he is one. HE THINKS CHRIS THORNDYKE IS HOT WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
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sonic: "I wouldn't even date any of you, even if I was gay. Tails and Knuckles, you're minors and Eggman, you're the villian"
Chris Thorndyke then fell from the sky and died,
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Turns out, "Tom" was actually EDP445 and the game was made for him
I then beat up "Tom"
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The End
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