Sonic.nes
I am a huge sonic fan unlike everyone else, but anyway that isn't important
I am interested in bootleg games, especially bootlegs for the NES\Famicom
My friend named joe (let's just call him that for privacy) sent me a rom of a bootleg called "Super Sonic Fun Quest" for NES, I don't have a NES so I played the rom on Fceux. Everything looked normal (in bootleg standards of course) I pressed enter (The start button in the emulator) and I was put into mountain zone act 666 (spoopy number)
I started as tails and I was not happy because I want to play as sonic, it's like in mario 64 ds when you start the game with yoshi but that isn't important
I started to run through fields, loops and bridges and then, something made me realize that it had awful controls (Like somari)
the scrolling was the Mario 1 style, which I don't like.
but then, sonic appeared!
"I must have unlocked sonic, yes!!"
but no, he was not playable
I continued and I beat the level I saw a pipe and tails jumped in (it was a cutscene)
next thing I knew a message popped up
"Sonic levels are boring, do the Mario
next thing I knew, the game became a rom hack of Mario 3 for NES. "Wow, the controls are not bad anymore!"
but then Mario came up out of another pipe
Mario walked up to me and said:
"It's-a me, Mario!"
I thought sonic was better so I screamed:
"fuck you Mario, you are garbage because sonic is better"
Mario was not bothered by my comment but my parents were
they warned me to not swear,
Mario then said: "Sonic, has been gone for 3 days, I don't know where he is but I hope he is found"
but then, sonic flew and said:
"I am spoopy sonic and i am gonna do something mean"
sonic looked at the player and said
"Hippity Hoppity your friend's spaghetti is my property!"
I was so spooped so I turned the game off
I went to bed because it was 3am and I had a dream
it started with Mario eating spaghetti with his brother Luigi but then sonic said
"spaghetti sucks, chili dogs are better"
Mario and Luigi said: "No" and sonic left
I woke up with swear and fear
It was so scary I told my friend but it turns out, he didn't exist! (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN)
I was in insanity, because I'm a criminal serving time for very bad crimes
It was when I remembered, that my Mario 64 bloopers were so bad, they were banned
The End
Written by FireMario98
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