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It was 2006. I was only 11 years old, and I was a very big fan of Sonic the Hedgehog. My first Sonic game was Sonic Adventure for the Dreamcast, and later I got Sonic Adventure 2. I even forced my parents to buy me a GameCube, just so I could play the rereleases of those games. I then later got Sonic Heroes and Shadow the Hedgehog (best game ever). Later I even stole a
I watched Sonic X every Saturday morning, and I had VHS copies of The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic SatAM. My brother had a Sega Genesis with the first 3 Sonic games (and Knuckles) and Sonic CD. He even had a Sega Saturn with Sonic 3D Blast and Sonic R (which was the only thing that bonded my brother and me). I even wrote my own fanfictions and created my own original characters.
I remember having no friends because of my love for Sonic. They always avoided me. They never understood. All they talked about were their Super Mario games. I told them they could go suck my dick because Mario fucking sucked and was the worst video game ever! So yeah, I was a true Sonic fan.
But then it all
I had heard about a new Sonic game, that would be coming out this holiday! It was simply just called
It was now March, and I still
▲I had heard about a new Sonic game, that would be coming out this holiday! It was simply just called “Sonic the Hedgehog”, which got me pumped! But it was for the Xbox 360, which was very expensive. Luckily, I "borrowed" a classmate's Xbox 360, but I still had no money for the new Sonic game, and no one other than me wanted it. So no Sonic game for me.
But one day, I decided to go for a little walk. I was reflecting on my life. My life with no new Sonic game.
▲It was now March, and I still didn’t have the game. I tried to avoid any news and stuff like that about the game, just so I could avoid spoilers. I cried the tears of a Sonic-less fan.
When I arrived at my home, I was so eager to play the game, that I imminently opened the cover with my full force. There was the disc, but there was also something extra. A note. I looked at the note and read it. It said,
▲But one day, I decided to go for a little walk. I was reflecting on my life. My life with no new Sonic game. “Was I a true Sonic fan? Should I kill myself? Was there no reason to live, because I didn’t have this game?” Then I saw something. A bald man with a long head, double chin and no nose. “Come here, my friend,” he told me. I walked over to him. He was inside a tent and had a lot of games behind him. A lot of Es and a lot of Xs were written on them. “Are you by any chance a Sonic fan?!” he said. I asked him how he knew that. He responded “you have a cap that’s formed like Sonic’s hair, and your jacket has Sonic characters all over it.” I asked him what he wanted. His response was, “I have the game you are looking for!” He pulled the new Sonic game from his ass. There were hyper-realistic shit all over it. He cleaned it with a conveniently placed sink right next to him. I was so happy and turned around to go home, but something bothered me. How did he know I needed this game? I turned around to ask him, but he was no longer there. No sink, no games, no tent and no longheaded, double chinned, nonosed, bald guy. I could feel the shivers, but decided to blush it off and go home.
And then, after watching the opening (which made me cum all over my Xbox), a loading screen popped out. I thought it would soon be over, but it continued. Why
▲When I arrived at my home, I was so eager to play the game, that I imminently opened the cover with my full force. There was the disc, but there was also something extra. A note. I looked at the note and read it. It said, “TO WHOEVER READS THIS, DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME! IT’S HAUNTED!! IT’S 2SPOOKY4ME!!! OH NO, MY HAND HOLDS A KNIFE, AND I CAN’T CONTROL IT!! AAAAAARRGGG”. It was written in blood. I looked at it for a while, but then I said, "fuck that shit" and threw the note away. I popped in the game. I remember thinking, “oh wow, these graphics looks really hyper-realistic, awesome!!! (looking back, they look pretty shit, except the opening). Sonic looked so awesome like always, and that girl called Elise made me want to masturbate (even more than Amy made me want to). But Doctor Robotnik (not Eggman, that’s not his name), looked really scary. And then, I saw him. A hedgehog, who’s lines still echoes to this very day. “I found him, the Iblis Trigger.” It was Silver the Hedgehog. To begin with, I thought he was cool, but I had no idea, what harm he would cause me.
I found Tails (which is my
▲And then, after watching the opening (which made me cum all over my Xbox), a loading screen popped out. I thought it would soon be over, but it continued. Why didn’t it end? I couldn’t almost comprehend it. My hands started to tremble so much. I started to sweat. Why didn’t it end? WHY?!?!?!?!?! But then it finally ended. I was so relieved, but then I only took a few steps, and a new loading screen appeared.
When it stopped, there were rings in front of me a timer that went down, at the top of the screen. I
▲I found Tails (which is my 3<sup>rd</sup> favorite character next to Shadow and Sonic), which got me very excited. I ran around in the hub world not knowing were to go, until I accidentally pressed the A button in front of an old man named Robert. I continuously spammed the A button so I could skip his dialog, but then I pressed “Yes” to something I had no idea what was about. And then, a loading screen popped out. I continuously spammed the A button, (because that mentally works for me), but then the loading screen stopped and I once again skipped the dialog. And another fucking loading screen.
▲When it stopped, there were rings in front of me a timer that went down, at the top of the screen. I can’t handle timers, that counts down. They stress me so much and is the reason, why most Mario games suck. I got a panic attack. My heart… was pounding to hard. Sonic shouldn’t have this! NO! I panicked so hard, that I went right through the rings. I beat the level on the first try, and received some weird magic shoes, that I could put gems inside. Robert told I could go to a shop and buy those gems. I went to the shop and bought the Light Chip.
As I was done buying, I noticed
As I tried to sleep, I was transported to another world. A dream maybe? Perhaps, but still, it felt so real. I saw Tails. He looked at me, really sad. He then said,
I played the game some more, and I finally saved Elise from Dr. Robotnik. I became so happy, but the following
When I was in my bed, I was once again transported to the same world as before. However, it was the grassy area from that weird scene with Sonic and Elise. I
After running for what seemed like an eternity, I was back in the town. I was so frightened. I could hear a voice. It was
It has taken me two months to beat the game. After I finished
When I woke up, I was strapped to a rolling hospital board with four people carrying it. I
And
Now
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