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I remember having no friends because of my love for Sonic. They always avoided me. They never understood. All they talked about were their Super Mario games. I told them they could go suck my dick because Mario fucking sucked and was the worst video game ever! So yeah, I was a true Sonic fan.
But then it all
I had heard about a new Sonic game, that would be coming out this holiday! It was simply just called "Sonic the Hedgehog", which got me pumped! But it was for the Xbox 360, which was very expensive. Luckily, I "borrowed" a classmate's Xbox 360, but I still had no money for the new Sonic game, and no one other than me wanted it. So no Sonic game for me.
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I found Tails (which is my 3rd favorite character next to Shadow and Sonic), which got me very excited. I ran around in the hub world not knowing were to go, until I accidentally pressed the A button in front of an old man named Robert. I continuously spammed the A button so I could skip his dialog, but then I pressed "Yes" to something I had no idea what was about. And then, a loading screen popped out. I continuously spammed the A button, (because that mentally works for me), but then the loading screen stopped and I once again skipped the dialog. And another fucking loading screen.
When it stopped, there were rings in front of me a timer that went down, at the top of the screen. I can't handle timers, that counts down. They stress me so much and is the reason, why most Mario games suck. I got a panic attack. My
As I was done buying, I noticed
As I tried to sleep, I was transported to another world. A dream maybe? Perhaps, but still, it felt so real. I saw Tails. He looked at me, really sad. He then said, "goodbye, (insert name here)," and jumped into the water, killing himself in the
I played the game some more, and I finally saved Elise from Dr. Robotnik. I became so happy, but the following
When I was in my bed, I was once again transported to the same world as before. However, it was the grassy area from that weird scene with Sonic and Elise. I couldn't see them anywhere, but I suddenly heard their voices. They were laughing and making some weird noises. I followed the voices to a lake, were I could see them. It looked like they were hugging from what I could tell, but then I looked beside them and saw Sonic's shoes and Elise's dress. I turned around and ran away as fast as I could. "How can this happen?!" I asked myself. How?
After running for what seemed like an eternity, I was back in the town. I was so frightened. I could hear a voice. It was Sonic's voice. He yelled and sounded like he was in pain. I rushed towards him, only to see the torture of Sonic. He was thrown into a wall, grabbed his last ring, getting thrown into the wall again, grabbing his last ring again, repeat. I could hear the pain in Sonic's voice, begging for mercy. "It's no use! Take this!" said the voice of Sonic's punisher. Silver. As I watched Sonic's slow torture in horror, the rumble in my stomach became worse and worse. And then, Silver stopped, and Sonic fell on the floor, dead. Silver turned his head towards me. "
It has taken me two months to beat the game. After I finished Sonic's story, after I finished Shadow's story, and after I finished Silver's story, I made it to the real ending. It was very hard to play Silver's story, since what happened before, but I had to do it. I was ready to beat the final boss. I was ready to beat the game. But then, Sonic died. I thought I was dreaming. It really couldn't be true. But no, it wasn't a dream. But it wasn't over, since I should just collect all the Chaos Emeralds, which could bring him back to life (come to think of it, what actually happened with the idea of Chaos Emeralds being special?). But when I collected them all, something terrible
When I woke up, I was strapped to a rolling hospital board with four people carrying it. I didn't understand what happened. I tried to get out, but I was to tightened to the board. I started to yell, but not with words, just a loud sound. "Don't worry my friend, we'll try our best to save you", said one of the doctors. But then, another doctor responded with three words. Three words.
And that's what I remember from that day. When I came home after a year of isolation, I threw my Xbox into the trash as well as the game and all my other Sonic games and Sonic stuff. I was so depressed. I had no games to play now. What now? Three days later, my brother came home with a present for me, just to cheer me up. It was a Nintendo Wii
Now it's 2017, I'm 22 years old, and I'm eagerly anticipating Super Mario Odyssey for the Nintendo Switch. I haven't touched a Sonic game ever since Sonic 06', since playing another bad Sonic game would kill me. I'm not even joking, the Doctors actually told me I would die playing another bad Sonic game. But yet, the new Sonic game "Sonic Forces" actually looks kinda interesting in my opinion. However, I have no money or a Switch at the time of writing this, since they are so damn hard to find. But I did buy a game for my Wii U, just to maybe get back into Sonic again. I've heard from many people, that Sonic became good again with Colors from 2010 and Generations from 2011, so I think this Sonic game would be good. I'm not that fond of the redesigns though. Like, why are Sonic's legs so long, or why does he have bandages on his arms (or why are his arms even blue now)? Oh well, I think it'll be fine. Well, time to turn on my Wii U and say hello to my old Hedgehog.
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