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==The Pasta (REMAKE OF THE VIDEO)==
 
== Pastas ==
I'm a ordinary Sonic The Hedgehog fan as everyone else +suicidemouse.avi fan.
 
* Sonic.exe
I'm a emotional guy when something gets too cruel.
* Tails Doll
* Others in Category:Sonic below
 
Until, I got the hellish Sonic CD!
 
It started when i was going to get something for food, until something catched my interest, it was a stand, full of Sonic CD's, and saw the different box of Sonic CD's, I saw a CD.
 
It was called "SONIC".
 
The background was from Sonic 2.
 
I Thought...
 
"Huh, Let's get this CD now".
 
I Got it, it costs 1 dollar, cheap.
 
I set this CD into my XBOX 360, It started.
 
The music was familiar.
 
I pressed start, static sound and the background was been red in a split second, The now loading text was blue, A white demonic sonic appeared in split second, The level name was Not Special, Act 0.
 
I saw Sonic was in the level, No background, but there was a huge grey ring.
 
I hopped into the ring.
 
The special level song was distorted, like in where you ride the horse in carnival or something.
 
I tried to stay in the peppermint.
 
Unfortunately, I fell to the goal!
 
The static was making my ears bleed!
 
I heard some one saying "OW OW OW"!
 
Wait a minute, the scream was from suicidemouse.avi! then static for a split second.
 
The loading text was green now.
 
Now the level name was nameless, Act 1.
 
I lost a life, the background was something from SEGA CD start up, the music was slow Green Hill Zone.
 
I saw the speed sneakers on the TV,
 
I dashed on it, I got speed up you know, another TV! More speed!
 
"I bet i will be crushed on spikes"!
 
And more TV appeared, and i got crushed on the spikes! I was right!
 
The things was distorting! The white sonic appeared in split second
 
The loading text now is purple!
 
And there some text in the loading text.
 
I appeared at Go Back, Act 9.
 
Music was slowest.
 
There was some demons! Sonic was black, and the celling was smaller and smaller until it crushed Sonic!
 
Poor poor Sonic-Kun!
 
I lost a life again!
 
The loading text IS DISTORTED!
 
I appeared in a zone called End, Act 1.
 
The music was reversed badinerie, From suicidemouse.avi.
 
I appeared in some junkyard and the beast appeared,
 
I dodged that beast and i jumped on him.
 
I run dashed on him but he was eating me! Not so cruel!
 
I lost all of my lives, and the screen was instantly black.
 
What the part was extremely cruel is the Sonic's head on the stick!
 
I successfully cried, read the beggining if you forgot.
 
The music was the end of suicidemouse.avi.
 
After than immediatly took the CD off and destroyed it!
 
I burned the cd, by asking cops destroy it,
 
The guy who sold me this CD was criminal.
 
And he's a satanist.
 
I got so much nightmares, and the computer was flashing my head on stick, dead.
 
I couldn't take this off from my head, I destroyed my computer.
 
So, if you find this CD, DESTROY IT!
==Extra Notes==
When i said It turned purple, the thing in Now Loading text looked like arabic.
 
Therapy helped me to forget it. I play Resident Evil instead. Jill Sandwich anyone?
 
I built a custom computer and it does not lag.
 
Now i'm doin some R34 pics because i'm 24 years old.
 
I Cried because ruined my dear childhood.
 
Now i don't care about Suicidemouse.avi because i need more brain space.
 
.paf paf paf .toh si ada (HINT: esrever)
 
Papers Please? Yes. I Play it. Got all endings.
 
I'm not emotional anymore.
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