Sonic Is FAH REEAL!!!!!
I was playing some retareded game called Sonic The Hedgehog 2. What kind of pot-head came up with that? While i was playing this afwul game Tails started BLEEDING!!!1 OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 Then Sonic jumped out of the TV and tryed to keeeeeeeeiiiiilllll mmmmmmeeeeee OH SHHEEETT!!!!! I ran to the kitchen and drowend Sonic in the kitchen sink! I went back to my room and Tails JUMPED OUT OF THE TV OH SSSSSSSHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT IM DEAD!!!!!!111
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