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I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else, I like the newer games, because I'm a fan of Sonic games, but I don't mind playing the classics. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had...
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Because I was thinking about Sonic inflating (because like I said earlier, I am a really, really, REALLY big Sonic fan), I lost focus on the game, which allowed the Perfect Dark Gaia to deal a blow that killed me. Sonic reverted back to his regular form and he fell onto one of the floating rocks. I was expecting it to just bring me back to the last checkpoint, but that didn't happen...
Instead, a cutscene started playing. It was like the previous ones, only something was a bit... off. I'm not really sure if it was the slightly choppier animation, the more detailed textures, or the fact that Sonic had no eyes and was laying in a big puddle of
I will never forget what happened next.
Something started slicing into the Perfect Dark Gaia, or more accurately, out of it. It screamed and writhed in agony as a long knife penetrated its flesh.
I was astounded at the fact that the box just spoke to me. So much so, that I almost forgot about the gruesome, gory cutscene. I looked back over to the TV, and I saw a strange figure jump out of the boss's carcass. It was not any character from the game that I knew of. Instead, this figure was tall, yellow, and had a pink bottom and a crazed expression on his face. He almost looked like a giant pencil. 'Could this be Satan himself?' I thought to myself, because I'm also a total Satan fan much like everyone else.
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"Mama mia, I got fucking killed!"
My heart sank like a lead balloon. I was a big Sonic the Hedgehog fan, and never in my 40 years of playing video games for 20 hours a day would I have ever imagined that Sonic the Hedgehog, my childhood idol, would swear. Not even in my worst, gut-wrenchingly, hideously horrible nightmares would I have ever dreamed that my one true hero would use such foul profanity. How the developers of this game thought it would be okay to use such bad words befuddles me. How could they be so morally bankrupt? Whatever the reason for this, I realized that having experienced this, life would never be the same as it once had. I realized there was no other option than to take my own life. Then, all of this will be out of my life, along with
Did I mention I'm a huge Sonic fan?
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