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Created page with "So, basically, I was sitting in my kitchen, watching some Netflix, and eating candy from a bowl, nothing unusual, but then some shit happened. First, my lights went out, I couldn't see shit, so I turned up the brightness on my screen, and used my laptop as a flashlight. Then, my oven clock started buzzing. So, I creeped up to it, shut off the buzzer, and slowly opened up the oven. What I saw I couldn't comprehend. It was a perfectly baked apple pie. I pulled it out, and..."