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Created page with "It wasn't me. December 9, 2004: The bus showed up, sat next to my friend Ryan. The guy in front of me was bragging about how many girls were supposedly into him. I laughed to myself, and called out, "You can't even get a girl with herpes to kiss you!" Everyone around me laughed. He turned around and said he'd kick my ass. I replied, "Just like how you get girls to hold your hand?" I knew I was gonna get punched in the face, but then Ryan punched him and stabbed his..."