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Created page with "I'm not an abuser or anything. The only reason I try the stuff that I try is because I'm bored. Plain and simple. This life... it's just not fun, perceiving everything the same way, day after day. Feeling as though all of life's answers have been figured out. It's monotonous. It's Friday night. My friend Melissa texts me: "Hey, you gotta try this shit. Remember the E we popped last month? This is like ten times better." Who am I to turn down a potentially fun night?..."