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Created page with "A six year old child by the name of Noah has gone missing. Anyone that knows anything about the strange disappearance is to call their local police department immediately. We all knew Noah was a bit, well, different. Ever since he learned how to speak he always spoke of this "Green Friend". At first we all thought it was cute, him making an imaginary friend. I simply shrugged it off as him just being a kid. Oh, how rude of me. I haven't even introduced myself yet. My n..."