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Created page with "I work at a chemical plant where we make chemicals and shit, or something. Some of the chemicals we use are dangerous and we have to be careful when we work with them. Yesterday, me and Jonesy (we call him Slow-Nose Jones for who knows why the fuck) were working with some of the chemicals when I accidentally spilled some of them on Jonesy. "Ahh, damn," he said. "Hey Robbie, do me a favor and grab a few chemical wipes." He was talking to me. My name's Robbie. They usuall..."