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The Cockagonal Hyena is a hyena shaped like a penis. It has spots all over its body. It is able to eat whatever comes (HAHAHA comes) near it with its sole black eye and its teeth are able to rip through even titanium. He can walk through walls, fly, and reflect light off his body, making him invisible. He's also got the properties of fire, was made in a lab, and has great, great fur. He can't be killed and has once ripped off the arm of EVIL PATRIXXX. EVIL PATRIXXX was fully aware of the Cockagonal Hyena at the time and survived the attack with no sign of ever being attacked (obviously; EVIL PATRIXXX can [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_DIED NEVER] die), but this shows how amazingly strong and manly the Cockagonal Hyena is.
*Was made in a lab
*able to eat things with its eye
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