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>I was only ninenineteen years old
> I lovedused Shrekto love so much Shrek, I owned all the movies andwas merchandiseautistic
>I prayShrek to Shrekpraying every night, thanking him for the life I havepraising beenmy givenvagina
>"Shrek is love"," I saysaid, "Shrek is life"bae '
> My dadfather hearsheard me and callscalled me a faggotfagot
>He is obviously jealousenvious of my devotion tocommitment Shrek
>I calledhanded him a cuntbox of cumquats
> He slapsslapped me and sendstook me to my room
>I amI'm crying now, because my face hurtshurt
>I go into myMy bed, and it is very cold
I felt warm in my direction
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
I touch my penis firmly
>I fell something touch me
>It'sThis Shrek
> Happy
>I am so happy
>He whisperswhispered intoin my ear, "Thissuprise isbuttsex mymother swampfucker"
>He grabspulled me withand histhe powerfulerect monster in his ogrestrong hands and putsput me on my hands and knees
> Ready for enlightenment
>I'm ready
>I spread myMy ass cheeks for ShrekShreks boner
>He penetratesurged myme butthole pumping
> It hurtsis sovery muchpainful, but I do it forbecause why the fuck Shreknot
>I cancould feel my anuseyes tearing as my eyesanal cavity startfloods toout water
>I pushpushed against his forceauthority as my spaghetti falls out of my pockets
> I want to please Shrek
>He roars a mighty roar as heyou fillsfill my buttass with hisyour love
> Dad faps onto mums corpse
>My dad walks in
> Shrek lookslook himdeeply deepinto in thehis eyes, and says,said: "It's allhe ogregave nowconsent"
> Shrek leavesput his dick throughin mythe windowcat
> Shrek is love, Shrek is life
> Shrek is bae
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