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*A cloning machine
*MOAR LASERS
*2 barrels of mead
*A two-million-dollar home theatre system
*A 200-foot-tall statue of me cast in solid bronze
*A giant killer mech shaped like myself
*An antimatter ray
*A sacrifical offering of 20 virgins to satiate my bloodlust (either male or female ones are fine, I'm not picky)
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