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*MOAR LASERS
*An antimatter ray
*A sacrifical offering of 20 virgins to satiate my bloodlust (either male or female ones are fine, I'm not picky)
*A freakin' sweet waterslide
*A huge velvet cape and warlock collar so I can look like a ''proper'' supervillian
*A huge, sinister pipe organ. I really don't know how to play one, but I took piano lessons for four weeks when I was eight. That's good enough, right?
*A vast, opalescent palace and my own private island to store it all
*Oh yeah, and Smiledog says he wants a new squeaky bone. (mumble mumble...stupid needy mutt...)
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