Jane the Killer: Hyper British Nazi Edition: Difference between revisions

My parents had a strict "No bobbies" policy ever since me dad quit the bobbies after accidentally burning the eyes out of some kidney-eating, Yankee bloke named Jack with a wand. When we heard the sirens, we went into the garage, got into the car, and left. When my parents dropped me off at Primary School, they told me that they didn't want me talking to Jeff ever or they would beat me again. They wouldn't understand my feelings. I had art class first, so I didn't see Jeff until the end of school.

 

 

When I saw Jeff near the end of school, he seemed... mad. At first, I thought he was just faking the joy, so people wouldn't suspect him for the rumble that he did, but he really was fancying himself. The smile he wore looked goofy to me. It was the smile of a madman. The second that bell rang, I bolted out those doors as fast as I could. Nobody knew who Jeff really was... A randy, teaboo nutter.